Everywhere I turn, it seems like parents are bursting with excitement about sending their kids back to school. Am I the only one who feels a little differently? As a work-from-home mom, I totally get the appeal of six child-free hours: less mess, fewer squabbles, and more time to focus. But honestly, here are my top reasons for not being quite ready for the school year to kick off.
1. Mornings Are My Kryptonite
I’ve finally settled into a routine of working until the wee hours and sleeping until 9 a.m. My kids have mastered the art of morning independence—turning on the TV, pouring cereal, and letting me enjoy a few more minutes of peace. Now, I have to trade that in for pre-dawn wake-up calls? Ugh.
2. Getting My Son Ready Is Like Herding Cats
Once I manage to drag my son from his bed, he’s like a zombie at the breakfast table, drooling over his oatmeal. Getting him dressed? That’s a whole different battle. It’s like I need a flowchart just to remind him of the order of clothing—underwear first, pants next! Meanwhile, my daughter struts around, fully dressed, acting like she’s the queen of responsibility. Eye roll.
3. Lunch Prep Before Coffee? No Thanks!
Sure, I could prepare their lunches the night before, but let’s be real—I’m not that organized! I’d rather tackle the chaos of school cafeteria food than deal with making lunches before I’ve had my morning caffeine fix.
4. Time for Grooming
Summer is all about relaxed hygiene—long hair, skipped baths, and a bit of dirt under the nails are all fine. But once school starts, I feel the pressure to keep up with the grooming. Heaven forbid I show up at school drop-off looking like I let my kids run wild!
5. Closed-Toe Shoes Are Torture
After a summer of wearing nothing but flip-flops and Crocs, getting my kids back into regular shoes feels like punishment. “My shoes pinch!” “There’s a wrinkle in my sock!” And the classic complaint: “These shoes aren’t on the right feet!” Spoiler alert—they are!
6. Jam-Packed Schedules
Just thinking about scheduling all the school activities makes me tired. Summer days are blissfully spontaneous, while the school year is a whirlwind of meetings, recitals, and other obligations. Seriously, where’s my Xanax?
7. Homework Woes
Didn’t my kids just spend six hours in school? Now they need to do more homework at home? I thought I said goodbye to that when I graduated college. What fresh new hell is this?
8. Earlier Bedtimes
Gone are the days of negotiating extra bedtime minutes with back rubs. I now have to ensure my kids get enough sleep to function, and that means establishing earlier bedtimes. So long to those late-night snuggles!
9. Fundraisers Galore
Here’s a hundred bucks, school. Now, can we please stop with the constant requests?
And, if I’m being completely honest, I’ll miss my kids while they’re away at school. Yep, I said it! Despite the chaos and noise, having them around during summer is something I truly enjoy.
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Summary:
Back-to-school season can be a mixed bag for parents, especially for those who thrive in a relaxed summer routine. From chaotic mornings to homework battles and earlier bedtimes, there are plenty of reasons to feel unprepared for the school year. Yet, amidst the challenges, it’s important to acknowledge the joys of family time during the summer.