As a mom of three, I’ve discovered that the number of kids you have seems to directly affect the “quality” of attention they receive, if you will. It’s not that they’re loved any less; it’s just that there’s significantly less time and energy to go around. With school events, sports practices, and the whirlwind of daily life, our youngest has mastered the art of adaptability. I’m pretty sure this will set him up to be a chill and well-rounded adult. Here are some amusing examples to illustrate my point.
Baby Books
First Child: Every detail is meticulously documented—their first smile, the first time they used the potty, and every visitor at the hospital, right down to the nurse’s favorite color. Every page is filled with photos.
Second Child: The essential milestones are jotted down, and you squeeze in that adorable handprint from daycare’s arts and crafts session.
Third Child: Birth certificate? I think it’s around here somewhere.
Mealtimes
First Child: Every meal is a masterpiece—carefully prepared with a variety of foods cut into perfectly sized pieces, served on matching Pottery Barn plates.
Second Child: Chicken nuggets, right? As long as I add an apple to the plate, we’re golden!
Third Child: Ketchup and Goldfish for dinner? Sure thing! Just eat it in the car—we’re running late!
Reading Time
First Child: You commit to an hour of reading each night, discussing every detail of the story.
Second Child: You find a somewhat intact pop-up book and make up a story about a princess who is adored despite her missing limbs.
Third Child: The back of a takeout menu? A hidden treasure trove of adventure!
Toys
First Child: You spend hours selecting the perfect educational toys, ensuring they’re safe and colorful.
Second Child: Garage sales become your new best friend, and a quick spit-clean does the trick before playtime.
Third Child: A box of tampons? Go ahead, get creative!
Clothing
First Child: Outfits are laid out with precision—complete with matching socks, all washed in baby detergent.
Second Child: Who cares if he wears pink pajamas? Boys can totally rock those!
Third Child: Batman cape and swim diaper for brunch? Let’s hurry up—we’re late!
Bedtime
First Child: Nighttime routines are an art form—baths, gentle massages, and a concert while reading three bedtime stories.
Second Child: Quick wipe of the feet and flip the night-light on.
Third Child: (Glancing at my partner) Did we even put him to bed? Where is he?
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In summary, raising a third child is a unique experience filled with a lot of love, a little less structure, and a whole lot of laughter. Each child brings their own charm and challenges, but the journey is definitely worth it.