Updated: Feb. 26, 2016
Originally Published: Aug. 1, 2015
Are you ready for another dose of laughter? Dive into these 14 hilarious tweets from moms that capture the chaos and comedy of parenting! If you need more relatable content, don’t forget to check out our other blog posts, like this one on home insemination techniques.
- “Just found my kid’s lunchbox from last week. I think the sandwich is trying to communicate…”
- “Why do kids think it’s acceptable to ask for a snack five minutes after dinner? Are they training for an Olympic snacking team?”
- “My toddler just asked me why I’m not a unicorn. I’m still trying to figure out how to answer that one.”
- “The only time my house is clean is when I’m looking for something I lost. Then I find it in the mess!”
- “Every time I tell my kids to clean up, they act as if I just asked them to climb Mount Everest.”
- “I tried to explain to my son that sharing is caring. He responded by hiding his toys from me.”
- “I finally understand the phrase ‘sleep like a baby’—it means waking up every two hours crying.”
- “My child just asked me if I know what a ‘chicken nugget’ is. I had to remind him that we literally had them for lunch.”
- “I told my daughter I’d give her a dollar for every chore she completes. Now I’m broke and my house is still a disaster.”
- “Every time I try to eat a snack, my kids suddenly become vultures. I should start hiding my food under a rock.”
- “I just caught my kids using my hairdryer as a toy. I guess I should have seen that coming.”
- “Why do kids insist on wearing pajamas in public? I swear, they think they’re fashion icons.”
- “Every parenting book should come with a chapter on how to dodge flying toys during playtime.”
- “I used to think I was patient. Then I had kids, and now I’m just a ninja in stealth mode.”
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In summary, these tweets are a light-hearted reminder that parenting can be both challenging and amusing. Every mom has her moments, and humor is a great way to cope with the ups and downs of raising kids.