Ah, summer! Those blissful days filled with sunshine, swimming, and the sweet scent of barbecues. Long evenings, late-night adventures, and, of course, a parade of flip-flops and fireworks. But honestly? Summer can take a hike. I’m over it. Sure, there are fun moments, but I hit my limit about three weeks ago.
With the kids at home, my meticulously crafted routines go out the window, and I’m just ready for some peace and quiet. When the first back-to-school ads aired, my little ones were understandably bummed. Their sad little faces were almost too much to bear. So, I took a little victory lap in the kitchen, busting out my best happy dance—out of sight, of course. I mean, a mom has to be considerate, right?
But by the end of the week, I was unabashedly dancing in front of the TV, reveling in my excitement. I even created an Advent calendar counting down the days until the glorious FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, complete with a surprise bottle of something that packs a punch. Over the top? Maybe. But for me, back-to-school time is like Christmas for moms—bring on the school bus!
Reasons I’m Giddy About Back-to-School
Now, let me share a few things that make me giddy about the kids heading back to school (in no particular order):
Sweet Silence
Here’s a little secret: kids can be loud. They never stop asking questions or showing off their latest gaming achievements. And don’t even get me started on the endless bickering and fart jokes. The only time they’re quiet is when they’re plotting something mischievous or glued to their headphones while watching questionable content on YouTube. The serene sound of silence after the school bell rings? Pure bliss.
Bedtime Bliss
Kids thrive on sleep, and I thrive on their silence when they’re finally in bed. During the school year, I’m a stickler for bedtime—because let’s face it, I need some time to watch my shows. But during summer? It’s a free-for-all, and my binge-watching dreams go up in smoke. And let’s not even mention the romantic ventures that get interrupted by little feet barging in.
An Actual Schedule
Ah, summer’s flexible vibe is fun for about a week. After that, I need structure! Getting the kids up and ready for school means I’m up and ready to tackle the day too. Who knew I could actually be a morning person?
Legit Hygiene
Let’s be real: keeping my kids clean during summer is a struggle. I try to encourage regular baths and tooth brushing, but let’s just say the neighborhood pool is apparently a substitute for actual hygiene. During the school year, clean teeth and fresh scents are mandatory, and I can’t wait for that!
Solo Grocery Runs
I miss shopping alone. Grocery shopping without the kids is like a mini-vacation. I can browse aisles, belt out ’80s hits, and enjoy some peace. But with my kiddos tagging along, it turns into a whine fest, and I end up buying way more junk food than intended.
Food in the House
When the kids are around, snack time is a constant battle. They’re always hungry, and so are their friends! After a big grocery run, the pantry is still bare an hour later, and what’s left is stale. If you like fancy snacks, hide them well—maybe near their toothbrushes. Can’t wait to restock my favorite treats and actually enjoy them!
The Return of Functioning Limbs
In summer, my kids turn into couch potatoes, incapable of lifting a finger. They wait for a parent to rescue them from their “helpless” state. But come August, it’s a miraculous transformation! Suddenly, they can walk, carry their backpacks, and I can retire from my butler duties.
These are just a handful of reasons why I’m so done with summer. Back-to-school can’t come soon enough! Sure, I’ll miss them eventually, but first, they need to GO AWAY!
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In summary, the joys of summer are fleeting, and I’m eagerly anticipating the return of structure and peace in my household.