Let’s face it: my kids are a little on the wild side, especially the boys. I’ll just say it—I blame their dad. I mean, I never set a field on fire as a child. Just saying. Here’s a lighthearted checklist to help you determine if you’re also nurturing a free spirit.
- When searching for your little one, you instinctively glance upwards. The countertops, shelves, and even the top of the fridge are your go-to spots. Ground level is for the more subdued kiddos.
- The only expert on unfastening childproof locks is your child. You can wrestle with it for ages, but somehow, your little Houdini can pop it open in less than 3 seconds.
- You’ve sprinted after a nearly naked toddler down the street—barefoot, in the winter, and while juggling another baby. Talk about a workout!
- The phrase “Mom, look!” sends chills down your spine. That eye twitch? You might just keep it forever.
- Hearing “Mom… you better come see this…” makes you groan. Your immediate thought is, “Oh no, please not again. Where’s your dad? It’s his turn!”
- When you hear your partner yell, “WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO?!” you might just pretend to be napping to avoid the impending chaos.
- You’ve caught your child serenading the neighbors from the porch—completely nude, of course.
- The emergency room staff not only recognize your little one but can often guess who will be on duty when you arrive. And they’re usually right!
- Silence? Not a blessing, but a cause for alarm.
- The doctor’s office knows your voice and automatically directs you to the wound treatment room, even if you’re just there for a sniffle.
- You’ve had to explain that, yes, bungee cords exist, but no, they won’t save you from a fall if you decide to jump off the roof.
- You’ve resorted to Googling how to remove dried toothpaste from walls, baby oil from carpets, or Sharpie from ceilings.
- You’ve even considered using a backpack leash for your child—inside the house!
- Your spouse tells the kids during outings, “Mom’s here today, so let’s take it easy, alright?”
- When thinking about new flooring, you find yourself browsing gym mats instead of regular options.
Navigating life as the parent of a ‘wild child’ can be a challenging adventure. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
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Summary:
If you find yourself constantly on your toes while raising a spirited child, you’re not alone! From unexpected nudity to emergency room visits, the journey of parenting a free spirit is full of surprises—and not a dull moment in sight!