As an only child, I was thrown into the deep end of parenting when I had a daughter early in life (26 is practically ancient in today’s world, right?). She mirrored my childhood experiences, making it easy to navigate her growth. But when I discovered my second child was a boy, I panicked. My knowledge of boys was limited to a few tips from mom friends, like ensuring a washcloth was strategically placed during diaper changes to avoid an unexpected shower.
Fast forward nearly 12 years, and I’ve learned a thing or two about boys. They tend to be more active and energetic, preferring to chase zombies in Minecraft over building virtual farms. As for my son, he’s developed a serious passion for all sports—both real and those that exist only in his imagination.
Despite my growing understanding, I recently noticed some alarming changes that can only mean one thing: puberty is here. So, for all the bewildered parents of young boys out there, here are six signs your son is entering this new phase:
- Sleepy Head
Remember when he was the early riser, up at dawn to watch cartoons? Those days are long gone. Now, it takes a symphony of “Morning Has Broken” to rouse him from his slumber, and he’d happily sleep until noon if you let him. - The Odoriferous Transformation
Brace yourself for the smells. One day he was fine with a bath twice a week; now, if he doesn’t shower at least twice a day, let’s just say the odor could qualify his room as a hazardous zone—his socks alone could be a biohazard. - A New Sense of Hygiene
Gone are the days of reminding him to brush his teeth. Now he’s asking for deodorant, which he applies religiously. If he starts requesting Axe body spray, I might need to enroll in a crash course on teenage boys! - Bottomless Pit of Hunger
My son used to have a modest appetite, but suddenly, he’s a snack monster. He’ll devour four snacks between lunch and dinner, and he’s always on the lookout for more. He’s just 75 pounds soaking wet, yet he eats like he’s preparing for the next Olympic event. - Embarrassment Central
Everything I do seems to mortify him now. Asking for a hug can feel like a hostage situation, with him pleading for me to stop every time I make a move. - Suspicious “Minecraft” Sessions
After a certain age, it’s wise to knock before entering your son’s room. Trust me, once you see what’s going on in there, you can’t unsee it. It’s a terrifying notion, but that’s the reality of parenting a boy!
I know there are more surprises in store as my son transitions into his teenage years. Just like when I first learned, “It’s a boy!” I’m both excited and terrified about what’s to come. But I’ll manage, and I’ll always remember to knock.
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Summary: As your son approaches puberty, you might notice changes such as increased sleepiness, body odor, a newfound concern for hygiene, a ravenous appetite, embarrassment over parental interactions, and suspicious activities in his room. Embrace the journey, and remember to knock!