Dear Kids,
As we dive into summer, I want to share a few thoughts on how we can make the most of these glorious, sun-soaked days. First things first, feel free to leave your belongings absolutely anywhere! Half-finished smoothies in the living room? No problem! Socks scattered in the hallway? I’ve got it covered. Dishes piling up in the sink? Bring it on! And Legos? The more, the merrier! Honestly, I adore the creative chaos you bring.
Oh, and your blankets? Drag them around the house and leave them wherever you please. I’ll fold them up later; just consider it my workout for the day! And doors? Closing them is totally optional. I love when the wasps swoop in and the air conditioning takes a little vacation. Why should we confine ourselves to our cool little bubble? An open-door policy it is!
As for your wet bathing suits and towels, feel free to toss them on the floor, banister, or whatever surface you fancy. I love a good challenge. Just remember, I’ll always be here to rescue the wood surfaces from warping. Seriously, don’t let that distract you from your Netflix binge; after all, Friends won’t watch itself!
Whenever hunger strikes, don’t worry about meal times. The kitchen is open around the clock, and I’m more than happy to whip up anything your hearts desire. I mean, I practically majored in short order cooking! And if you decide to make something yourself, please leave all the ingredients exactly where you found them. Milk included—I’ll just buy more if it goes bad. Money? No sweat. Just a little extra work on my part.
Every time you’re thirsty, grab a new glass. We have plenty! And oh, how I love loading and unloading the dishwasher. Electricity and water are practically limitless in our home, so why not take advantage?
If you have plans with friends, count me in! I’m your designated driver, ready to whisk you there and back—no advance notice required. Seriously, I can drop everything, even work, to take you because I know your time is precious. Need a few bucks for the movies? You got it!
And to my littlest one, when you’re ready for the pool, I’ll be there. Just know that I’ll be applying sunscreen whether you like it or not. Feel free to squirm and complain; it’s a great workout for me! And no need to worry about your goggles—I’ve taken it upon myself to know their exact location at all times. They’re either in the car or tucked under my pillow at night for safekeeping.
A few last notes: Eye rolls? Bring them on! I love getting instant feedback. Showering? That’s totally up to you! And hats? Nope, more sun is always better. Chores can wait; just let me know when you’re ready to tackle them.
Oh, and remember to wear your headphones so you can’t hear me when I’m talking. Communication is overrated, right? Nothing like shouting into the void for a little catharsis!
So, here’s to a summer of delightful chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of sarcasm. If you can stick to these guidelines, I know we’re in for a fantastic few months. If not, well, it might be a long summer for you!
Love you all,
Your Favorite Parent
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