As summer rolls in, so does the excitement of concert season! Are you one of the many (slightly older) adults ready to soak in some live music, sip on cold drinks, and escape the daily grind of family life? Concerts are perfect for people-watching, so let’s take a look at some of the colorful characters you might run into:
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Girls’ Night Out
Spotting this lively group is a breeze, especially at shows featuring nostalgic boy bands (think Mixtape Festival) or the latest pop sensations their teenage daughters adore (hello, Taylor Swift!). These ladies are reveling in their rare night off from parenting duties, sipping vibrant cocktails, and sporting trendy jeans and retro concert tees. You might even notice their “Designated Milk Tester,” who’s hilariously fumbling with breast milk instructions after a few too many drinks. -
Guys’ Night Out
Not to be outdone, these dads are reliving their glory days with old college pals, reminiscing about the epic concerts of ‘97 and legendary beer pong battles. You’ll find them at everything from Phish shows to Mötley Crüe rockouts, nursing their Michelob Lights and trying to impress the younger crowd with tales of their youth—complete with exaggerated tales of their wild escapades. -
Solo Dad
This music aficionado loves concerts so much that he’ll brave them alone. Whether his wife isn’t a fan of his favorite bands or they couldn’t find a babysitter, you’ll often catch him at midweek shows, enjoying acts like the Pixies or Siouxsie and the Banshees. Clutching his cherished concert tee and sipping a Diet Coke (because he’s the designated driver), he’s in his own world of musical bliss. -
Hipsters
With their skinny jeans, ironic tees, and a carefully curated ‘disheveled’ look, hipsters are easy to spot. Hipster moms can be found discreetly nursing their babies in quiet corners while the rest sip on craft beers (or kombucha for the moms). At any indie music festival, you’ll find a throng of these trendsetters discussing the latest socio-political developments with an air of superiority. -
Yuppies (or Muppies)
Yuppies can often be confused with hipsters, but a few telltale signs will help you identify them. Picture men in neatly pressed button-downs, checking their Apple watches, and women snapping selfies in bright Lilly Pulitzer dresses, accessorized with chic J.Crew cardigans. They’ll be tailgating outside their Volvos with fancy drinks and gourmet snacks, all while maintaining an air of sophistication. -
Couples on a Date
This pair is in their own little world, holding hands and sidestepping mud pits while chatting about how amazing their night is. Relishing their rare break from parenting, they’ll buy matching concert tees to commemorate the occasion and use this time to rekindle both their love for music and each other. These lovebirds can be found at any concert featuring nostalgic bands that were popular during their courtship.
No matter which group you identify with (or don’t!), make the most of your summer concert experience. Immerse yourself in the music, enjoy your favorite beverages, and relish the time spent with friends or a partner. It’s all about having fun and letting loose!
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Summary: Concert season is a blast, with various adult archetypes you’ll encounter, from nostalgic moms and dads reliving their youth to hipsters and yuppies flaunting their unique styles. Each group adds to the vibrant atmosphere, making concerts the perfect playground for people-watching.