When Taylor Swift speaks, the world leans in to listen. This got me thinking: if she ever decides to step away from her music career, why not launch a business called “Swift Solutions”? Okay, the name needs some work, but I can totally see her as a professional problem-solver—a “fixer,” if you will. I’d be first in line to book her services!
Here’s a fun list of the annoying and often unfair situations I’d gladly pay T. Swift to sort out for me:
- Convincing my kids to put on their shoes within the 90 minutes before school starts. Seriously, 90 minutes! Why is this such a challenge?
- Finding a gentle way to tell my mom that 9:30 p.m. is literally the first moment I’ve had to myself—or with my partner—in a whole day, and no, I can’t chat right now. (Mom, this isn’t about you; it’s about me!)
- Persuading my husband that, just possibly, Tom Brady was aware of the deflated balls situation, so he’ll finally stop raving about some grand NFL conspiracy.
- Threatening to drop a dome over South Carolina until they remove the Confederate flag—like, immediately.
- Lowering the outrageous cost of summer camps, or at least bridging the gap between the no-school days for kids and the non-stop work days for parents.
- Stemming the rapid growth of toddler fingernails and the bacteria on my third-grader’s feet— both of which seem to need attention at the same time. Why does this always happen?
- Putting an end to the reign of terrible all-in-one printers and their tiny toner cartridges. Seriously, this feels like a conspiracy! Where are the whistleblowers?
- Advocating for paid paternity leave for dads. While we’re at it, let’s ensure moms get paid maternity leave too!
- Clearing out photos on my phone to free up space for a quick pic of my daughter looking adorable in that cute outfit from her aunt. By the time I delete enough pictures, she’s already in tears, throwing her ice cream on the ground. Great, I guess I’ll have to resort to a handwritten thank-you note after all.
That wraps it up! But who knows, if Taylor has any energy left after tackling all that, I’d say she should run for president. She’s definitely got my vote!
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Summary
In this lighthearted blog post, I share nine pesky parenting dilemmas I’d love to have Taylor Swift solve for me—from shoe-wearing battles to the struggles of summer camp costs. With a humorous tone, I explore everyday challenges while advocating for paid parental leave and addressing the chaos of family life.