Hello, fellow not-so-cool moms! If you’re anything like me, your coolness factor vanished alongside your pre-baby body and carefree lifestyle. But worry not! Here are 10 fun tips to help you channel your inner cool mom, even if you’re still rocking a nursing bra.
- Adopt the Lingo: Ditch the formalities! Instead of asking “How are you?” try “What’s up?” And for “whatever,” throw up a big W with your fingers. Trust me, these phrases are totally in!
- Get into the Groove: While I thought I was nailing it with Sirius Alt Nation and Hip Hop, I stumbled upon Sirius XMU. It might stand for “university,” but it could also be the new cool slang for “you.” More research needed!
- Dress the Part: Right now, the hot trend is showing off your midriff. You can fake it by wearing high-rise nude pantyhose pulled up to your chest. Boom! You’re instantly trendy!
- Hint at Wild Adventures: Casually mention how you’d love to spice things up with your partner, like saying, “I wish we could have a wild night, but finding a sitter who can handle our brood past bedtime is tough.”
- Be Wild with Friends: Try those artsy nights or scrapbooking sessions. Pro tip: sneak in a flask filled with a low-key drink, like a white wine cooler. Anything stronger and you’ll regret it when your toddler wakes you at dawn.
- Embrace Technology: Get yourself a smartphone! This nifty device can snap pics and connect you to the Internet. You can even download apps like Facebook (I still can’t find Friendster, though).
- Master Social Media: Remember, Instagram isn’t just for your kids’ milestones. Take “selfies” to hide those jowls. If you’re feeling extra trendy, go for “ussies”—pictures of you and your partner enjoying mundane moments, like shopping for canned goods.
- Hashtag Everything: Want to make your thoughts sound cooler? Just add a hashtag! When you rush into preschool to grab your sick kid, say, “#MomLife, #Haven’tShoweredYet, #IsIt24HoursFeverFree?” The secretary will definitely be impressed. Don’t forget to snap her reaction for Instagram—#NoFilter!
- Catch Indie Flicks: Mention you saw an obscure movie like The Fault in Our Stars—it’s all the rage, or at least it was. When discussing it, toss in “#hipsterlife” and snap a fun ussie with your partner, even if you’re just binging Netflix.
- Stay on Parenting Trends: Maybe it’s helicopter parenting or free-range—who knows? To be safe, hover nearby while letting your kids interact with the neighborhood feral cats between lessons on social media savvy. #CoolMom #IsThatARaccoon #RabiesShot?
In conclusion, being a mom doesn’t mean you have to lose your edge. Embrace these playful tricks to present a cooler version of yourself. And if you’re looking for more parenting tips or insights into home insemination, check out this helpful resource and explore this guide for all things pregnancy.