Hey there, fabulous gals!
First off, I just want you to know how much I admire each and every one of you. It’s infuriating to see those basement-dwelling trolls trying to tear you down with their outdated views about sexuality. Their issues say more about them than they do about you, so let’s not give them a second thought.
Now, let’s have a real conversation.
Lila
Your body confidence is something to celebrate! Being comfortable in your own skin is a gift, especially for young women. Keep embracing that beautiful nakedness. Anyone who tells you otherwise? Well, they clearly don’t know what they’re talking about, and I’d gladly stand up for you.
Tess
I have to mention that jaw-dropping kitchen counter moment you had. While some might raise their eyebrows, I’m all for you exploring your sexuality in every way you see fit. Just one thing I’m curious about: Did you genuinely enjoy it? It looked exciting, but I hope you weren’t just going along to please him. Remember, it’s essential to prioritize your own pleasure.
Zara
I want to reassure you that this job search phase won’t last forever. Last season, you were adventurous, and I get it—sometimes a little fun is necessary to escape the pressures of adulthood. I totally relate; I once flunked a class because I was too busy having a great time with my boyfriend!
Sophie
My dear, it seems you’ve hit a rough patch. Your recent escapades seem to be more about hurting others than enjoying intimacy. My advice? Shift your focus inward. Discover the power of self-pleasure—it can be a powerful tool for healing. And if you need a little help, I’m happy to send you a care package filled with goodies.
Now, back to you, Lila. I know you’re feeling crushed because (spoiler alert!) Adam has moved on to someone else. It’s tough, believe me, but this isn’t the end of your story. There will be more partners down the line, even if Adam seemed perfect (minus the shower incident, of course).
You had some passionate moments, but were you truly present? Sometimes it felt like you were mentally drafting messages rather than fully engaging. In relationships, there’s a balance of giving and receiving pleasure, but I wonder if you were ever truly “hungry” for Adam? The times you really let go were with that charming older doctor; those moments were genuine and carefree. That’s the kind of ecstasy I wish for all of you. Learn to prioritize your pleasure.
Lila, now that you’re single, how about considering an Orgasmic Meditation workshop? It could be a fun way to explore your desires!
We Gen-Xers made plenty of mistakes in our youth. We often had sex to perform rather than to genuinely enjoy it. Society’s expectations taught us to neglect our own desires, but you don’t have to follow that path. Break free from these patterns now, and you’ll save yourselves a lot of heartache later on.
So let’s aim to close the orgasm gap by the end of this season, shall we?
Sending love and light,
Your Cool Aunt
P.S. For more insights on intimacy and self-discovery, check out this enlightening post on intracervical insemination. Also, if you’re on a fertility journey, consider visiting Make a Mom for top-notch at-home insemination kits. And for those exploring IVF options, Hopkins Medicine is an excellent resource.
Summary
In this letter, we delve into important themes of body positivity, sexual exploration, and self-pleasure while addressing the challenges faced by young women today. The message encourages embracing one’s desires, seeking genuine pleasure, and learning from past experiences to foster healthier relationships.
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