After dabbling in OKCupid for a bit, I decided to explore some of the newer dating apps. Initially, Tinder’s reputation as a “hookup app” deterred me, but boredom and curiosity got the best of me, so I created a profile.
To my surprise, Tinder has its quirks (seriously, why so many bathroom selfies?), but it’s quickly become my favorite dating platform. The swipe right for yes and left for no feature is not only entertaining but also a little addictive (just make sure you don’t accidentally swipe left on your future partner!). You get to see real first names, and Tinder conveniently shows if you have mutual Facebook friends or shared interests—creepy yet handy! (Pro tip: If you share a friend, a quick peek on Facebook can lead you to their last name and more pics.) No tedious questionnaires to fill out either, and you can only chat if you’ve both swiped right.
Despite its reputation, I’ve found that many users are seeking more than just a casual fling—profiles that say “no hookups” pop up just as frequently as selfies taken at iconic landmarks. After a few weeks of swiping, I began noticing distinct types of guys.
1. Mr. Models Only
You know the guy—at least one of his photos features him posing with a flashy sports car or surrounded by enthusiastic waitstaff at a trendy restaurant. He’s all about appearances, declaring that anyone without a thigh gap need not apply. Cats, kids, and vegans? Not his style.
2. The Weekend Adventurer
This is the classic Tinder archetype: a guy in town just for a short time. He could be a pilot on a layover or a businessman with a deal to close. He’s all about having fun and disappearing without a trace. At least he’s upfront about it!
3. Mr. Bait and Switch
A savvy marketer, this guy knows that a good-looking photo can snag attention. But click on his profile, and you might find promotions for his latest project—a new album, video, or book. Does he swipe right on everyone just to lure in a few unsuspecting admirers? With his charming looks, it’s hard to resist finding out.
4. The Married Duo
Surprise! This profile is a two-for-one. The first photo usually features a dashing husband with his face cleverly hidden, but peruse through the rest, and you’ll find his wife, grinning beside him. They’re just a “normal couple” looking for their “unicorn.” At least they promise they’re “drama-free”!
5. The Strong, Silent Type
With minimal photos and no bio, this guy believes his looks alone will do the trick. C’mon, guys, give us something to work with! I have a strict “no profile, no swipe” rule, no matter how striking those blue eyes are.
6. The Phantom
Like the Strong, Silent Type, this guy has no profile or pictures, and his username is something like “MysteriousDanger.” What’s he doing here? Just checking things out? Cheating? Hoping to find someone desperate enough to swipe right? Better to swipe left and move on.
7. The Softie
Starting with a heartfelt quote or song lyric, the Softie is all about connection. His profile begs for “no more games” and boasts a picture with his dog. He’s into “holding hands” and “spooning,” and be warned: after two dates, he’ll want to move in!
8. The Bitter One
While the Softie is hopeful, the Bitter One has had enough. His profile is filled with rants about “fake women” on Tinder, and one photo might feature him holding a shotgun. Angry and armed? Where’s that “call a therapist” button when you need it?
9. The International Man of Mystery
“London > Dubai > NYC > YourCityHere” sums up this globe-trotter’s profile. With pictures of him in exotic locales, he claims to be a multilingual wine expert who can tango like nobody’s business. The catch? He’s hardly ever in town.
10. The Digital Pen Pal
At first glance, this guy seems perfect. You connect over shared interests and have lengthy chats, yet the mention of an actual date never comes up. After weeks of texting, meeting for coffee might leave you questioning if this is really the same person you’ve been chatting with.
11. The Fitness Buff
Wait, this seems to be every guy on Tinder! “Active” is code for “I’m in shape,” so prepare for a flood of passionate runners, cyclists, and adventurers. If he’s ever done anything outdoorsy, it’s in his profile. Good luck pinning him down for a date when he’s out conquering nature!
12. The Exaggerator
Results may vary, but it’s surprising how many “39-year-olds” claim to be over six feet tall. Not to mention the “almost divorced” or “in an open marriage” claims! Spoiler: they may not be entirely truthful.
In summary, if you’re a single mom navigating the Tinder scene, you’ll likely encounter a vibrant mix of personalities. From the charming but sneaky to the outright bizarre, each profile tells a story. Remember, each swipe brings you closer to finding someone who’s truly worth it. If you’re interested in learning more about the world of home insemination, check out this insightful post on intracervical insemination, or dive into your own fertility journey with advice from Make a Mom. For more guidance on pregnancy, March of Dimes offers fantastic resources.