You know those tiny, adorable figures that look like miniature grocery items? If you’re nodding in recognition, then your home, like mine, is likely caught in the whirlwind of Shopkins obsession—more intense than any zombie apocalypse! If you’re blissfully unaware, brace yourself: Your children will soon be enamored with these collectible toys, and it’s going to get adorably chaotic. Here are some surefire signs that you’re deep in Shopkins territory, and if any of these ring true, it might already be too late for you.
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You’re Creating Your Own Shopkins Names.
Shopkins are these cute little plastic figures that resemble everything from fruits to kitchen gadgets—basically anything you might find at a local store. They come with delightful names like Bella Banana and Cleany Cloth. My own little one has memorized over a hundred names, and I’m guilty of inventing a few myself. How about Cabbage Patch Kiddo or Dusty Dustpan? The creativity is endless! (Shopkins HQ—my phone is always on!) -
You’d Go to Great Lengths for an ‘Ultra-Rare.’
Each Shopkins set comes with two figures hidden in a tiny shopping basket, and the thrill of the mystery is half the fun. There’s a collector’s guide resembling a shopping list, and some figures are rarer than others. The ultra-rares are the Holy Grails, and getting your hands on one can feel like a quest for forbidden treasure. Let’s just say my kids are practically salivating at the thought of expanding their collection. It’s practically diabolical! -
You’ve Become a Toy Store Stalker.
With the overwhelming popularity of Shopkins, they’re often sold out everywhere. I’ll admit it—I’ve been known to drive by our local toy store at suspicious hours, eagerly awaiting the delivery truck. Just kidding! Who would do such a thing? Probably some other mom in a white minivan, right? -
You’re a YouTube Shopkins Aficionado.
A quirky aspect of this craze is the flood of Shopkins unboxing videos on YouTube. Seriously, there are countless hours of footage dedicated to nothing but people opening their Shopkins packages. And these videos have millions of views. I’m convinced my kids account for at least a couple of billion of those! -
You Find Yourself Jealous of Your Kids.
As much as you might roll your eyes at the Shopkins phenomenon, there’s a part of you that can’t help but feel a twinge of envy. What did we have to collect in our day? Sticky Garbage Pail Kids cards? Troll dolls with wild, neon hair? I’d take a slice of Pecan Pie or a Sassy Saucepan any day over those!
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Summary
In conclusion, if you find yourself inventing Shopkins names, obsessing over elusive ultra-rares, stalking toy stores, binge-watching unboxing videos, or feeling envious of your kids’ collections, it’s clear that Shopkins have taken over your life.