Let’s be honest: Target is basically a weekend tradition for many of us. My toddler could identify that iconic red bull’s-eye by her second birthday! Whether it’s a rainy day, a boredom buster, or a quick run for essentials (which somehow always ends in a cart full of linens, popsicles, and a hula hoop), Target is the go-to spot. After countless trips, I’ve noticed the distinct types of parents you’re bound to see there.
1. The Workout Gear Parent Who Doesn’t Work Out
Clad in matching, snug workout clothes, this parent sports neon accents and a perfectly styled ponytail. While they sip on a refreshing iced coffee, you’ll find them in the activewear section, sans kids but with a cart full of kiddo essentials. They look fabulous, but let’s be real—they haven’t broken a sweat in ages.
2. The Solo Dad With the Kids
Picture this dad in the toy aisle, navigating through the store with his pajama-clad kids, each holding a new toy and indulging in popcorn and Icees. He’s making zooming noises, pushing a two-seater cart, and channeling his inner Hans from Frozen as he serenades his daughter down the princess aisle. If he parks the cart in front of the Wii demo, you can be sure he’s grabbing a few moments of peace while the kids are entertained.
3. The Bewildered New Dad
This dad is a sight to behold, wandering the baby supply aisle with a list in hand, looking like he’s just landed on another planet. Juggling a massive box of diapers, wipes, and—surprise—a chocolate cake, he’s squinting at bottles and nervously asking a fellow shopper about lanolin. He’s definitely in over his head!
4. The Unkempt Parent
It’s early Saturday morning, and this parent looks like they just rolled out of bed—t-shirt, messy hair, and all. With kids who’ve been awake for hours, they’re on a caffeine mission at Starbucks, while the little ones create a trail of snacks in their wake. This leisurely crew is in no rush, enjoying their time as they meander through the aisles.
5. The Last-Minute Gift Shopper
It’s noon on a Saturday, and you’ll find this frantic mom in the princess aisle, trying to find a gift for her daughter’s friend. Is Elsa too much? Does Madison already have this Olaf? As her daughter tries on tiaras instead of picking a gift, you can see the mom muttering to herself, eventually tossing an Elsa doll into the cart before dragging her distracted daughter away.
6. The Rookie with the Two-Kid Cart
This mom thinks she’s hit the jackpot when she spots the coveted two-kid cart. She straps in the little ones, feeling confident that this trip will be smooth sailing. But as soon as they hit the first aisle, chaos ensues—sippy cups fly, kids squabble, and she finds herself dodging displays and nearly running over a toddler. After a few near disasters, she decides that this cart is more trouble than it’s worth.
Confession time: I am the unkempt parent. Every weekend, I’m the one with the ponytail, lingering bags under my eyes, and kids leaving a trail of snacks.
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Summary
This playful article humorously outlines the various types of parents you’ll frequently encounter at Target, from the fitness enthusiast who doesn’t actually work out to the bewildered new dad and the unkempt parent. Each character brings a unique flavor to the Target experience, and for many, it’s a weekend ritual that can’t be missed.