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You find yourself at the shopping center. What’s making your little one wail?
- a) No coins for the rocket ship ride.
- b) You won’t indulge her with an entire cookie cake.
- c) Terrified of the auto-flush toilets.
- d) Honestly, it’s a miracle you’re not crying too!
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What’s cooking for dinner tonight?
- a) A gourmet herb citrus roasted chicken with garlic parmesan scalloped potatoes… or so my Pinterest says.
- b) Something from the trusty Crock Pot.
- c) Leftovers from yesterday’s Crock Pot masterpiece.
- d) Frozen chicken nuggets. Yes, we’re doing this again.
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Your back is killing you. What’s the culprit?
- a) Carried the baby around for what felt like an eternity yesterday.
- b) Scrubbed up an unfortunate pee incident behind the toilet.
- c) Leaned over to understand the mumbles of your pre-teen.
- d) At this point, it might just be a habit.
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Where’s that elusive blankie?
- a) Ugh, it’s probably at Grandma’s house.
- b) Tucked between the wall and the mattress, as usual—only I think to check there.
- c) No clue, it’s probably alongside last winter’s lost scarves and a bunch of unmatched socks?
- d) I may have hidden it in the laundry because it was attracting stray animals.
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What did your child just ingest while you were distracted?
- a) OH NO, DID SHE SWALLOW SOMETHING? CALL 911!
- b) 87 yummy gummy vitamins.
- c) Something questionable off the pavement.
- d) Well, guess we’ll find out later!
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Your little one just started preschool, and you’re feeling anxious. What’s the worst-case scenario?
- a) She’ll refuse to nap and be a total grump later.
- b) She’ll have an accident because I forgot to pack a change of clothes.
- c) She’ll throw a monumental fit over a banana with brown spots, and they’ll ask us to leave for good.
- d) LICE.
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What’s the ideal amount of screen time?
- a) 30 minutes each day.
- b) 30 minutes plus however many extra hours I need for my sanity.
- c) I don’t monitor it — what I can’t see won’t hurt me.
- d) UNLIMITED. Oh, were we talking about the kids?
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Oh no, the family hamster has passed away. What’s your game plan?
- a) Organize a small, heartfelt funeral in the backyard.
- b) Tell the kids he’s off to a great farm where he can run free.
- c) Cross your fingers they don’t notice — they lost interest two days after we brought him home anyway.
- d) “Died? No way! He’s right here!” hides pet store receipt
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The kids are finally out of the house! Which long-overdue task will you tackle first?
- a) The laundry.
- b) Writing thank-you notes from six Christmases ago.
- c) Sorting through the kids’ baby photos.
- d) Wait, I can’t hear you over my Netflix binge!
ANSWER KEY:
All answers are correct. Just breathe easy — you’re doing an amazing job! Now, can someone save me a spot on the couch? My kids are out too!
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Summary:
This light-hearted quiz presents scenarios only a mom would relate to, ranging from toddler tantrums to the eternal question of dinner. Each question reflects the unique challenges and humorous realities of motherhood.