Hey there, adventurous soul! Are you gazing at that daunting packing list from Camp Tumbleweed? You know, the one that seems to demand a small fortune at Target and leaves you contemplating the last drops of your wine? Yes, you! Imagine if you could skip the mental gymnastics of laundry bag algebra (where X is your kid, Y is their clean clothes, and X/Y means they might return with someone else’s socks). What if, instead, you could indulge in grown-up camp? (It’s all the rage!) So, what does an adult camp packing list look like? Let’s break it down!
Clothing
Bikinis? Go for it! Prefer a breezy caftan? That’s cool too. Just remember to cover up those cherished areas (chiggers are real, folks) — you can thank us later. Whatever you choose to wear, keep it clean. And if you opt for the au naturel look, make sure to stay tidy. We’d like to reserve health department visits for actual emergencies, like getting singed from the nargileh.
After that infamous Tory Burch incident of 2012, we kindly request that you avoid flaunting any logos. If socks are your arch-nemesis, leave them behind, but be prepared: at grown-up camp, nobody wants to hear about blisters.
Footwear
We know you’re excited to show off those adorable flip-flops, but stub your toe once, and you’ll be rummaging for mismatched Crocs along with the rest of us. Remember, flip-flops and those not-so-stylish eco-friendly shoes are perfect for the shower (athlete’s foot is not a cute look).
Toiletries
While hygiene is important, leave your hair products at home. Embrace your natural self—be it curly, straight, gray, or sparse. Management has a strict no-scent policy, so if you’re unsure which fragrances are acceptable, just ask at the office. Be ready to part with any of your vintage scents like Love’s Baby Soft or Drakkar Noir. As for electric toothbrushes or Clarisonics? Sorry, but we can’t accommodate those. However, if you have a note from your doctor, vibrators can be charged at the clinic.
Bedding
Your luxurious John Robshaw sheets are beautiful, but we can’t guarantee they’ll survive the camp washing machine’s unique boiling technique. Our platform tents keep you off the ground, but it’s wise to bring a tarp—great for everything from a rain poncho to a mattress protector. And those anti-dust-mite pillows? Shake them out daily, just in case a spider has made them their home.
Outdoor Essentials
The camp staff cannot be held responsible for your pricey Crème de la Mer sunblock, so keep it locked up. Your plant-identification books can turn a boring camp salad into a gourmet experience, but steer clear of mushrooms! And while we don’t stock kale, we do have chia seeds if you want to whip up your own pudding.
Entertainment
Leave your Apple Watch at home; there’s no Wi-Fi or Internet! But wait, that’s not the reason you’re wearing it, right? All editions of Cards Against Humanity need to be inspected by your counselor for any contraband game pieces. Premixed cocktails are allowed (some are quite delightful), but you’ll need to bring your own fruits for the bar.
Miscellaneous
You can bring devices, but just a heads up: all cellular service and Wi-Fi disappear past the barge crossing. So, no Kindles unless they’re fully charged with backup batteries! If this leads to a “medical emergency,” please consult the nurse. Money for the camp store will be deposited directly into your account—no loans to fellow campers, please! And, unfortunately, cameras are banned due to last year’s mysterious photo incident. Don’t worry, our new arts-and-crafts class in courtroom sketching will help you capture those unforgettable moments.
Please Leave Behind
Any weapons, including Krazy Glue (Andrea is doing just fine, thank you; her grafts are healing well). No pets, unless they’re service animals. Lastly, refrain from bringing medications without a prescription, though we might overlook it if you’re willing to share.
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Summary
Packing for adult camp is all about embracing simplicity and fun! Leave behind the luxury items and embrace a carefree adventure with the right essentials. From clothing to toiletries, and entertainment, this guide has you covered. Remember, it’s all about creating unforgettable memories without the stress of a traditional camp packing list.