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Keep Your Counters Clear
Sure, that sounds easy enough! But where do I put my beloved microwave, mini food processor, blender, coffee maker, toaster, and toaster oven? If I knew, I wouldn’t be reading this article! -
Store Everything Away in Cabinets
Ah yes, the cabinets. If the writer of this article had ever peeked inside mine, they’d realize that cramming everything into cabinets doesn’t exactly declutter—it just moves the mess around. -
Embrace the “One In, One Out” Philosophy
For every item you bring home, you should remove one. Great idea, but do frozen waffles count? Because if they do, I’m winning at this game! -
Don’t Just Put It Down, Put It Away
This rule sounds fantastic, and I do make an effort. But with kids around, everything seems to land in the kitchen as a temporary holding zone—lids, wrappers, half-eaten bagels, and even the occasional Lego or soccer ball. Should I continue? It’s a never-ending cycle of chaos! -
No Using the Fridge as an Art Gallery
Who wants to take down the cherished photos, school reminders, and quirky magnets? Not me! They add character to my kitchen, thank you very much. -
Avoid the Pile-Up
I know piles look messy, but the struggle is real. Someone suggested I hang pots on the wall instead, but honestly, that just sounds like a recipe for claustrophobia! -
Tackle One Chore a Day
This is supposed to make life easier, but with my family around, it’s more like a comedy of errors. One quick clean-up, and then someone storms in with muddy shoes. It’s a tough gig! -
Create Morning and Evening Kitchen Routines
My evening routine includes shoving everything into the dishwasher, and my morning ritual is emptying it. Does thanking the dishwasher for its service count as a ritual? -
Allow Yourself a “Messy Drawer”
Just one? I think I need a few more than that! -
Always Leave the Kitchen in Better Shape Than You Found It
Easy peasy! I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who wipes down the counters around here, which means I get to enjoy this little win over and over again.
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In summary, while these tips for a clutter-free kitchen sound appealing, the reality of family life and chaos makes them a bit of a joke!