If your response to this question is a resounding, “Oh boy, that’s totally me!” it might be time to prioritize sleep, maintain a balanced diet, and bring any concerning memory lapses to your doctor’s attention. Just a friendly reminder there!
More often than not, forgetfulness isn’t a sign of dementia creeping up on you but rather a result of managing a whirlwind of daily tasks. With work, kids, chores, and errands piling up, it’s a miracle you haven’t considered hiring a personal assistant to keep track of everything for you!
If your to-do lists aren’t cutting it and your alarm apps are starting to overheat, don’t worry! I’ve gathered a collection of clever memory-boosting tricks over the years. Here are some of my top picks:
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Problem: “I remember your face, but your name is a mystery.”
You’re out shopping, lost in the cereal aisle, when someone shouts, “Hey there!” A woman approaches, waving enthusiastically. She knows you and mentions your daughter but you’re left scratching your head, unsure of where you recognize her from. Is she from a school event or a former neighbor? Yikes!Solution: Keep it light and a bit vague.
Talk about the weather—it’s a classic! If the local weather is dull, try discussing some wild weather phenomenon, thanks to climate change. Or steer the conversation to a hot debate like, “Are those shoes blue and black or white and gold?” To be extra cautious, just start calling everyone “Pal” or “Buddy.” If you prefer an old-school vibe, try “Hon” for the ladies and “Sport” for the guys. It adds a quirky touch! -
Problem: “Mom, you forgot to pick me up from music practice. AGAIN!”
Your child’s disappointment is palpable.Solution: Play it off as a drill.
Tell your child you wanted to see how they would handle a mini-crisis. Ask them what they would do next if you had truly gone AWOL—toss in some fun hypotheticals like, “What would you do if a flock of wild geese approached?” Celebrate their survival skills with a treat of frozen yogurt! -
Problem: “Where did I leave my phone or keys this time?”
You misplace your essentials…again.Solution: Embrace a more relaxed lifestyle.
Sure, traditional advice suggests hanging your keys on a designated hook or placing your phone in a specific spot, but let’s be real—creating new habits can be a real challenge. Wouldn’t it be easier to just disconnect entirely? Maybe grow your hair long, sport some bohemian attire, and enjoy the music of indie bands instead. Just don’t forget how to manually start your car! -
Problem: “What was my parking spot again?”
The struggle is real when you can’t remember where you parked.Solution: Drive a car that’s hard to miss.
Consider a vintage 1991 Volvo station wagon that’s seen better days. You’ll never lose it in a parking lot because no one else will want to park near it! Bonus points if you slap a quirky bumper sticker on it—who could ignore a car that has seen so much action? -
Problem: “Oops, I missed your special day!”
Forgetting a loved one’s birthday or anniversary is never a good look.Solution: Apologize like a pro.
When you slip up, it’s best to sincerely say, “I’m sorry” in various languages and plan something thoughtful to make it up to them. How about a movie night featuring classic rom-coms? Or, if you’re feeling generous, offer to tackle a long-overdue chore like cleaning out the fridge. A little groveling goes a long way!
This article was originally published on May 6, 2015.
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In summary, if you feel like your memory is slipping, it’s often just the chaos of life at play. With a few clever strategies up your sleeve, you can navigate daily forgetfulness with a smile and maybe even a laugh or two!