Isn’t it amusing that Microsoft is apparently the first major tech company to roll out a middle finger emoji? I find it quite funny, considering my iPhone has a needle, a gun, a pill, a knife, and even a stack of cash with wings — but no middle finger? I can send a glaring red demon or a furious purple-horned emoji to express my displeasure, and I can even shoot a side-eye emoji at someone, but the classic gesture of giving someone the finger is somehow missing?
The catch is, I’m an Apple devotee, so when someone sends me that cheeky Microsoft FU, I feel utterly powerless. Apple, could you at least throw me a bone and add an eye-roll emoji? How is that not already a thing? I’m all for politeness and good manners, both online and offline, but let’s be honest: once behind a screen, civility often goes out the window. While that can be frustrating and create a toxic online environment, as someone who rarely flips people off in real life, I wouldn’t mind having that emoji option for specific Facebook posts. You know the ones I’m talking about.
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In summary, while Microsoft may have embraced the middle finger emoji, Apple remains lacking in that department, leaving users feeling a bit defenseless. As we navigate online interactions, it’s clear that sometimes a little bit of playful frustration is just what we need.