Let’s throw out the notion of being “rockstar skinny.” Say goodbye to sculpted abs and chiseled chests because the latest trend is all about the “dadbod.”
You may have a mental image already, but for those who need a little clarity, New York magazine describes this charming physique as “a body with indistinct muscles under a soft layer of flab, typically featuring a beer belly.” So, what does this mean? The dadbod isn’t quite overweight, but it certainly isn’t thin either. Muscles are there, sure, but they prefer to keep a low profile, opting for a vibe of casual confidence instead of flexing for attention. Imagine Michelangelo’s David, but with a little extra marble around the waist, thighs, and chest.
The dadbod carries a message more than a look: “I’m laid-back. I enjoy my pizza—not just a slice, but enough to cover half a pie. And I wash it down with a hearty IPA.” This is the physique that welcomes cozy cuddles, perfect for anyone who values comfort above all else.
As you might have gathered, I am proudly part of this dadbod club. And honestly, I love this trend! Not only because it suits my current shape, but because the insights surrounding it hit way too close to home. “The great thing about dadbod intimacy is the promise of amazing post-coital snacks,” said New York photo editor Bella Martinez, who accurately predicted that those with dadbods definitely keep cheese stocked in their fridges.
The first person to celebrate the dadbod publicly was college student Jamie Brooks, who wrote about it for The Campus Life. Jamie asserts that dadbods make women feel secure and confident since they know they’ll always be the eye-catching one in the relationship. Another perk? The guy with the dadbod is always game for Taco Tuesdays. (Seriously, it seems like every dadbod discussion circles back to food—spooky accurate!)
How I Achieved My Dadbod:
Step one? Become a father. Parenting kept me away from the gym and disrupted my sleep, making those early morning runs a distant memory. Your daily servings of veggies will likely come from leftover baby food, while you can keep the weight steady with Girl Scout cookies and sandwiches.
Oh, and be prepared to stock up on ibuprofen. Carrying strollers, kids, and car seats can take a toll on your shoulders and back. Well, this is starting to sound less chill, isn’t it?
Regarding grooming: don’t expect to do much of that until your child is a teenager. Just brushing your teeth means taking your eyes off them for, what, half a minute? Thirty seconds is enough time for a toddler to set the house ablaze.
Again, we seem to be drifting away from that chill vibe. And don’t forget to make pizza a weekly tradition! I can’t stress this enough—it’s a crucial component of the dadbod experience.
That’s pretty laid-back, right? Maybe I should reconsider hitting the gym.
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In summary, the dadbod is all about embracing a relaxed lifestyle while enjoying your favorite foods. It’s a celebration of comfort over convention, and it appears that many are joining the movement. So, whether you’re a dad or just appreciate the vibe, the dadbod is here to stay!