Absolutely, I enjoy a drink in front of my kids, and I stand by that! Let me clarify my stance: my little ones are precisely the reason I indulge in a glass of wine. In fact, my trusty box of wine might just be the secret to keeping our household running smoothly.
I’m not one to judge parents who sip a little; it’s the ones who don’t that leave me scratching my head. Seriously, how do they manage? Are they resorting to stress balls? Popping pills? Living in a constant state of frustration for years on end? None of these options sound appealing when I can simply pour myself a lovely red blend and let its calming effects drown out the daily chaos.
Whining Means Mommy’s Winding Down
As I like to remind my kids, “Whining means Mommy’s winding down with a glass.” Even before they learn to express their dissatisfaction, the endless hours of parenting can feel overwhelming. I distinctly remember shelling out $50 for a cup holder attachment for my fancy stroller, specifically so I could carry mimosas around while navigating the paths of Central Park with my baby. I had already sacrificed my sleep, social life, and weekend brunches; without my mimosas, I might have lost my sanity altogether.
Finding Balance
Now, I’m not advocating for getting completely sloshed in front of your children—save that for those wild weddings or work trips. Just the other night, I did an impromptu interpretive dance at a local bar that ended with me doing a full split on the not-so-clean floor, all while wearing a sundress. My husband recorded the spectacle and shared it with my mother, who gasped, “But you have kids!” I calmly reassured her, “Yes, but they weren’t there!”
So, go ahead and enjoy your glass of wine whenever you wish, just remember that those of us in the parenting trenches can’t feel the stones when living in glass houses.
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In Summary
Enjoying a drink in front of your children can be a part of parenting. It’s essential to find ways to cope with the challenges that come with raising kids, and a little indulgence now and then can help keep you sane. Cheers!