Welcome to the Era of the Jerk. But fear not! The wisdom of those who’ve been around the block (let’s say, those over 40, and let’s skip the “40 is the new 30” nonsense) is still alive and kicking. This knowledge has been passed down from the wise ones who cultivated genuine relationships, raised respectful kids, and enjoyed music on vinyl records.
So, let’s take a look at the timeless rules for not being a jerk:
- Thou Shalt Not Be a Know-It-All. If someone asks for your opinion, feel free to share, but please don’t act like yours is the only valid viewpoint. Being obnoxious doesn’t make you right; it just makes you a jerk.
- When You Encounter a “Yield” Sign, Yield. Traffic signs exist for a reason, my friend. Ignoring them is a surefire way to announce to the universe that you think you’re above everyone else. Plus, you might be inviting some serious road rage.
- If You Mess Up with Your Kids, Own It. The “Do as I say, not as I do” mantra is the hallmark of a jerk. If your kids see you admit your mistakes—especially to them—they’re more likely to learn accountability. I had to apologize to my kid just yesterday for my own screw-up!
- When Visiting Another Country, Don’t Act Like a Snob. Remember that the world is vast, and many buildings are older than your entire nation. Travel with humility and grace; you’re a representative of where you come from.
- Don’t Loan Out a Book You Borrowed. Seriously, you have a smartphone, and iBookshelf is only $1.99. It’s pretty easy to check who that book belongs to. Spoiler alert: it’s probably mine, and I want it back!
- No Hanging a Nutsack from Your Truck Hitch. Just don’t. It’s not funny, and it just screams jerk.
- Before Sharing Celebrity Deaths or Shocking News, Verify It First. Take a moment—just five minutes—to check the truth of those claims. Don’t be one of those people who blindly follows the crowd.
- Treat Women with Respect. There are two types of men in the world: gentlemen and jerks. All other labels, whether rich or poor, young or old, are secondary. Always strive to be a gentleman.
- Replace the Empty Toilet Paper Roll. Even if you didn’t realize it was your responsibility before, if you’re sitting there on the “Throne of Responsibility,” it’s time to step up.
- Park Within the Lines. If you can’t manage this simple task, your vehicle is too big or too much of a jerk magnet. Consider a change.
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In summary, whether you’re navigating life’s little bumps or parenting challenges, remember to stay kind, respectful, and accountable. Avoid the pitfalls of jerk behavior, and you’ll be better off for it!