You know you’re expecting when…
- You find yourself asking your partner multiple times a day if you’re looking a little too round.
- You feel an urge to elbow your partner when he casually mentions your growing belly.
- You show up to work, only to be called aside by your assistant, who gently informs you that your shoes don’t quite match.
- You start eyeing strollers on the street the same way you once checked out cute guys.
- Your Google searches are filled with “pregnancy” and “is this normal?”
- You become overly fascinated with the shade of your discharge.
- You whip up a plate of spaghetti at 8 a.m. for breakfast.
- You start to wonder if there’s a loyalty program at your favorite donut shop.
- You get up to use the restroom only to realize you just went.
- You save your trendiest outfit and best underwear for your OB appointments.
- You could draw a map of every bathroom you’ve ever visited.
- You embrace flip-flops as your go-to footwear, regardless of whether you’re in a meeting or at church.
- You look down in the shower and realize your belly is so big that you can’t see your lady bits—not to worry, a mirror check will confirm they still exist!
- You gingerly extract your breasts from your bra because they’re so sore.
- Your dog stares at you with a look that says, “Wow, you’ve really let yourself go.”
- If one more person tells you to “catch up on sleep now,” you might just lose it.
- You’d choose a nap over dinner or even intimacy.
- You request a recliner to replace your regular office chair for maximum comfort.
- You fight to keep your eyes open at work, but your partner seems unfazed.
- You’re not in the mood for intimacy because everything feels so swollen.
- You find yourself pleading with your partner for intimacy, hoping it might kickstart labor, but then feel the need to apologize for making him be with a whale.
For even more insights into pregnancy, be sure to check out this post about home insemination kits, which can provide helpful information as you navigate this journey. If you’re looking for expert advice, this resource on female infertility is also a great place to start.
Summary
Pregnancy brings a whirlwind of changes, from quirky cravings to emotional ups and downs. You might find yourself obsessing over your appearance or your new favorite donut shop, while also navigating the challenges of daily life. Embrace these hilarious and relatable moments as you prepare for the arrival of your little one!