The worst-kept secret in American politics is finally out: Hillary Clinton is gearing up for another presidential run! And now, the first crucial decision of her campaign awaits: picking the perfect theme song.
You might wonder why we’re discussing a song when Clinton has yet to clearly define her campaign message. Well, the right song can signal a campaign’s direction. Back in 2008, Clinton made a major misstep by choosing Celine Dion’s “You and I” — seriously? Meanwhile, Barack Obama inspired a creative anthem with will.i.am’s “Yes We Can,” which became a viral sensation.
Clinton knows the power of a catchy tune; after all, Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop” was a big part of Bill Clinton’s successful 1992 campaign, alongside a recovering economy. (Though many joked it should have been “Love the One You’re With,” given the rumors swirling around Bill’s fidelity.)
This election cycle has already produced some musical faux pas. Senator Ted Cruz awkwardly referenced John Lennon’s “Imagine” in his announcement speech, only to later state he distanced himself from rock music post-9/11. Meanwhile, Senator Rand Paul’s kickoff video was removed from YouTube for failing to secure rights to John Rich’s “Shutting Down Detroit.”
Our team of music enthusiasts has curated a list of potential songs that could help Clinton make her way back to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Cue the music!
- Katy Perry’s “Roar”: Perry is a vocal supporter of Clinton, even offering to pen a song for her after reading Hard Choices. This empowering anthem is a modern-day “I Am Woman” and could resonate well with voters. Plus, a glimpse of Clinton channeling her inner tiger could keep Elizabeth Warren at bay.
- Taylor Swift’s “Shake it Off”: Hillary could learn a thing or two from Swift, who effortlessly brushes off her critics. The only hiccup? Let’s just say Clinton’s dance moves might resemble Elaine Benes’ awkward twirls.
- Idina Menzel’s “Let it Go”: There’s a striking parallel between Clinton’s icy media moments and Elsa’s frosty demeanor. Like the snow queen, Clinton has shown she’s not overly concerned with the past.
- Stevie Nicks’ “Stand Back”: Nicks has recently seen a resurgence in popularity, and selecting one of her songs would echo the successful Clinton era. Written on her wedding day and inspired by Prince, “Stand Back” remains a timeless classic. If Clinton wins, maybe she can convince Stevie to perform “Landslide” at her inauguration — count us in for that!
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In summary, picking the right theme song could set the tone for Hillary Clinton’s campaign, whether she chooses a powerful anthem or a lighthearted pop hit. With the right lyrics, she might just hit all the right notes on her way back to the White House.