It’s no secret that emoji lovers are still grumbling about the absence of a middle finger emoji. Let’s be real; that’s the emoji we’ve all been eagerly anticipating. And while we’re at it, where’s the hot dog, taco, glass of white wine, and lobster? It sounds like someone is eager to show off their latest clambake invite!
This got me thinking: what other emojis would be super useful? Here’s my personal Top 10:
Bat Signal
Always embrace your true self. Unless you can channel your inner Batman. Then, always be Batman! Sending a Bat Signal emoji lets everyone know you’re feeling heroic. Landed a fantastic job? You’re Batman. Snagged a prime parking spot? Batman. Helped your kid with a science project while they were having a blast outside? Definitely Batman vibes!
Left Shark
Sometimes you just want to do your own thing, much like that memorable Super Bowl shark dancer. This emoji would come in handy for those awkward invites you’d rather skip—like that birthday dinner for someone you barely know. A simple “I’m left-sharking it tonight” would be far less obnoxious than a lengthy excuse.
Coachella Astronaut
Festival season is upon us, and while carpooling may be a reality, we’d all rather be vibing at Coachella. Sure, we have palm trees and sunshine, but let’s be real—this emoji could double for any beach day. An astronaut drifting through the crowd, showcasing videos? Only at Coachella!
Amy Poehler in ‘Mean Girls’
I know, I know—some of the new emojis already resemble Regina George’s mom in her classic pink sweatsuit. But none of them are holding an old-school camcorder and a surprise treat! Sometimes, we all want to channel our inner cool mom, right?
Sad Piccolo Girl
Remember that heart-wrenching moment when the Villanova band member played through tears after her team’s loss? Sad Piccolo Girl is the emoji we all needed when our favorite TV shows ended in heartbreak. We were sad enough to shed some tears but still hooked enough to keep watching!
Starbucks Cup
Starbucks might be polarizing, but for die-hard fans, this emoji is a must. It’s the “You complete me” of emojis—the ultimate sign of love for coffee culture. Use it sparingly though; we don’t need one on every corner!
Mockingjay
The title of the third Hunger Games book, often the least liked, makes a perfect emoji for those moments when something fabulous gets spoiled. For instance, “They totally mockingjayed the finale of my favorite show!”
Pharrell’s Hat
This iconic hat went viral and even earned a spot in D.C.’s Newseum! It’s the emoji for when something once deemed cool gets overshadowed. For example: “Let’s put Pharrell’s Hat on that new trend; it’s been upstaged!”
Olivia Pope’s White Hat
Another hat? Absolutely! Olivia Pope is a total gladiator, and with this emoji, you can take charge of any situation. It’s a fun way to communicate that everything is under control. Bonus points if you use it to call out that wine-loving homewrecker!
Plaid Skirt
The plaid skirt emoji is the ultimate #sorrynotsorry choice. It might scream schoolgirl, but it also carries a rebellious vibe. Inspired by the likes of Britney Spears, this emoji says, “Oops, I did it again!” even when you’re feeling a bit guilty!
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To summarize, we’ve tossed around some fun ideas for new emojis that would definitely add flair to our digital conversations. From the Bat Signal to the Plaid Skirt, each suggestion brings a unique spin to our emoji library. Who knows? Maybe one day, we’ll see them come to life!