Let’s be real, being a mom comes with its fair share of challenges. It’s disheartening when you whip up a delicious meal that requires more than just two ingredients, only to have the kids turn their noses up at it. Or when you’ve just steam-mopped the kitchen floor, only to watch someone spill chocolate milk moments later. And let’s not even talk about the chaos that ensues when you’re caught up in folding laundry while your little ones turn the bathroom into a water park.
And oh, those moments when you’re trying to manage your period while tiny hands pound on the bathroom door, or when you have to shove your tummy into your jeans. But then, once in a while, you get a break—a night out without the kiddos, perhaps with your favorite tunes blasting. It’s a much-needed escape that leaves you feeling somewhat human again, even if you might wake up a tad hungover.
But the absolute worst part? Waking up to find a photo of yourself looking less than glamorous, mid-yawn or worse, mid-bite, uploaded by a “friend” from the night before. Seriously, who needs that kind of negativity in their life?
Ladies, let’s set some ground rules for posting pictures of each other on social media. After all, we all put in the effort to look decent before heading out, especially with a two-year-old asking questions and waving mascara around like it’s a magic wand.
Here’s my unofficial guide to ensuring our social media presence doesn’t resemble a horror show:
Rule No. 1
No sharing unflattering photos of your girlfriends. Seriously, if I look like I’m auditioning for a role as Jabba the Hutt, just crop me out. It’s that simple!
Rule No. 2
Posting an unflattering pic? Beware! You might be cursed with awkward photo moments for eternity. Trust me on this one.
Rule No. 3
Follow girl code! If my bra is making a surprise appearance, or my pants are unzipped, tell me! We have technology; let’s use it to our advantage.
Rule No. 4
Everyone in the photo should look at least presentable. No drunken snaps unless everyone agrees first. I mean, if you’ve got a killer karaoke shot of me, send it my way before you hit that ‘post’ button.
Rule No. 5
If there’s any doubt about whether the photo should be shared, just don’t! It’s as easy as that.
Rule No. 6
Visible undergarments? Instant no-go. We want to avoid those awkward moments when posing for a group shot.
Rule No. 7
If you look fabulous next to a friend who’s having a rough day, posting that pic is a one-way ticket to a bad place. Nobody wants to be “that friend.”
So go ahead, snap those group selfies—but remember to follow my rules. Or else!
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In summary, as we navigate the wild world of social media and the challenges of motherhood, let’s commit to being kind to each other—especially in the photos we choose to share. No one should have to worry about unflattering angles and unexpected surprises before they’ve had their morning coffee.