It might sound a bit cliché, but sometimes it’s just easier to keep things under wraps. “How about we keep this between us?” a dad might suggest to his kids. “Let’s not tell mom.” And just like that, the secret is sealed with a pinky promise.
Some might argue that parents should always be on the same page, but let’s be real—I’m not a flawless parent. And having a few secrets can actually create a fun bond between dad and kids. So, here are 9 things we won’t spill to Mom:
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The moment we spot Mom’s car leaving the driveway, the living room turns into an epic obstacle course. Couch cushions become part of a dangerous lava pit, and furniture is rearranged to create the ultimate jumping platform to fend off imaginary foes. But the minute we hear a car door slam, we’re back to normal—living room restored!
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Sometimes, things get a little broken. Ever tried using a saucer from the china cabinet as a sled for Barbie? It’s an exhilarating ride until one shatters. But hey, there are still 19 identical ones left—does Dad really need to mention it? And you bet we all know where the Superglue is lurking—in the depths of the junk drawer.
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We’re aware of movie ratings, and no way are we letting our 10-year-olds watch something like The Wolf of Wall Street. However, a little Hunger Games or Pitch Perfect might slip through. After a hasty screening, we often find ourselves silently agreeing to keep it between us, just in case.
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Who actually enjoys shopping at Target? Not me! So, when the kids tag along and ask for a surprise toy, we know Random Present Day isn’t a hit at dinner. The plan? Sneak it into the basement or stash it in the toy pile before Mom catches on. A new toy car is practically invisible!
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If there’s a football game on, you can bet screen time on the iPad gets an extension. I won’t tell if you don’t!
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Dads know ice cream isn’t exactly a dinner option, but sometimes it just happens. When asked what we had for dinner, we might say, “Oh, we ate around 5 o’clock.” Specifics? Not necessary. It falls under the “You Didn’t Ask, So We Didn’t Tell” rule.
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We might have indulged in some “special snacks” at the movie theater. Let’s just leave it at that.
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Bedtime is important—we all agree on that. But what’s an extra 45 minutes of snuggle time between Dad and daughter? We know we’ll get in trouble if Mom finds out, but as long as the kid is asleep when she returns, it’s all good.
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And why make Mom worry over a tiny traffic infraction? Right?
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In summary, parenting comes with its fair share of secrets, and sometimes it’s these little things that create stronger bonds between dads and their kids. So, the next time you find yourself in a similar situation, remember—it’s all part of the fun!