Updated: Aug. 19, 2023
Originally Published: March 29, 2023
You know how sometimes you accidentally mix up that fruity drink with your glass of wine? Well, that’s exactly what happened to little Emma. According to her mom, Sarah, the two-year-old took a hefty gulp of her cocktail and declared it tasted “weird.” But like a true party starter, she kept sipping until her mom took a taste and realized the drink was, in fact, spiked. “She was wobbling and giving kisses to everything,” Sarah shared with a local news outlet. After a delightful family dinner, they headed to the ER 90 minutes later, where they discovered Emma had ingested alcohol. Thankfully, the little one is doing just fine now, and a representative from the restaurant provided an apology, also mentioning that the family’s meal was on the house. Perhaps a preemptive move to avoid legal trouble? Who knows, but generous nonetheless!
This incident got us thinking: what other clever strategies can parents use to snag a free meal while dining out with their little ones? Here are some amusing ideas that have worked in the past:
- Have your child inform the waiter that your house has burned down.
- Get your server to accidentally drop an F-bomb while serving on Father’s Day.
- Show up during the hectic lunchtime rush, causing an inevitable wait for a table.
- Confuse your server with a bizarre food order, leading to incorrect dishes—twice!
- Be exceedingly pregnant. Like, so pregnant everyone can see.
- Arrive completely high. Like, really, really high.
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In summary, while the antics of little ones can lead to unexpected situations (like a trip to the ER), they can also inspire some creative thinking when it comes to dining out. Whether you’re using humor, a little mischief, or just your adorable kids, there are certainly ways to make the most of your mealtime experiences!