Considering the idea of starting a family? That’s fantastic! Just remember, having a pet is a far cry from raising a child. If you thought that getting a puppy would be a good rehearsal for parenthood, let me assure you, you’re in for a surprise. There are experiences that only kids can provide—like how unbelievably irritating they can be. Imagine a pet peeve personified!
If you’re on the fence about diving into parenthood, here are 10 annoyances about kids that might help you decide. If you can picture enduring this day in and day out (because let me tell you, it doesn’t stop), then maybe you’re ready.
- They’re Always Right There
No matter what you’re doing—showering, paying bills, or even trying to find a moment to yourself—they’re right there. Two inches from your face, staring at you when you least want it, whether it’s the middle of the night or dawn. They shadow you while doing laundry, feeding pets, or washing dishes, clinging to your clothes and limbs. Privacy? Forget about it. It’s like they want to constantly inhabit your personal space. - The Questions Never Stop
“How old are you?” “Why?” When you explain your birth year, they want to know why that matters. And it goes on: why is the sun yellow? Why is the moon not? Why does their skin cover their body? Why are they always asking why? Their curiosity knows no bounds, and neither does their dissatisfaction with your answers. - They’re Sticky All the Time
No matter the time of day, kids seem to have a permanent stickiness about them. Even right after a bath, they manage to find ways to remain sticky. - Listening is Optional
When you tell them to pick up their toys or get ready for bed, it’s like speaking to a wall. Even on the rare occasions they do listen, it’s often only to ignore you again shortly after. - The Volume Knob is Broken
They scream, screech, and wail without reason. When you ask them to quiet down, it’s as if they didn’t hear you at all. See point #4. - Whining is Their First Language
From wanting to do something to not wanting to do something, their complaints come wrapped in a whiny tone. It’s like they can’t form a sentence without whining, turning every minor issue into a dramatic saga. - Snot is Their Constant Companion
It’s a mystery whether they don’t notice or if they secretly enjoy having a perpetual layer of snot on their faces. They could very well be the reason tissues fly off the shelves. - They’re Walking Messes
Dirt, food, stains, and who knows what else covers them. And guess what? It’s all over you, your furniture, and probably your walls too. No cleaning product seems to work magic on these messes. - Inconsistency is Their Game
One day they love spaghetti, the next day they won’t touch it. They want the red pajamas, but as soon as you pull them out, they scream for the green ones instead. Just when you think you’ve figured them out, they flip the script. - They Act Like Party Animals
Kids can be akin to tipsy party-goers, stumbling around, spilling things, and creating chaos. They’ll strip down in the living room and fall asleep in the tub, narrating the most embarrassing moments of your life to visitors. They keep you awake all night, only to bounce back with energy for another round of antics the next day.
Sound like your kind of fun? Even if it doesn’t, here’s the kicker: despite all their quirks and annoyances, we parents wouldn’t change a thing. I’d gladly sit on my couch, which is likely covered in food and dirt, while my kids scream and ignore my requests not to moon the neighbors. Because honestly, no matter how annoying they can be, kids are the joy of our lives. That’s the most important thing to keep in mind as you ponder parenthood.
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Summary
Parenting is filled with challenges, from constant questions and messiness to the inability to find a moment of peace. However, despite the chaos, the joy that children bring makes it all worthwhile. If you’re contemplating starting a family, be prepared for the delightful madness that comes with it.
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