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Embrace every emotion—laugh, cry, and yes, even fart in front of your kids. It shows them that being human is perfectly fine.
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A soothing evening bath can wash away the toughest parts of your day. Just remember to lock the door; otherwise, your kids will sniff out your sanctuary and crash your relaxation party.
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You don’t have to fit into a box of being either a full-time stay-at-home parent or a dedicated working parent. Create a tapestry of life that suits your family, and don’t hesitate to rework it if needed.
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When in doubt, whip up some nachos. They’re a guaranteed crowd-pleaser!
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Make your home the favorite hangout spot for your kids and their friends. It might get loud and messy, and your grocery bill may take a hit, but at least you’ll know who they’re spending time with.
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Stock up on Ziploc bags! They’re lifesavers for organizing everything from snacks to important documents.
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Introduce your kids to theater, music, and films. Not only do you get to enjoy a fun outing, but you’re also nurturing their cultural appreciation.
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Once your kids are old enough, teach them the art of creative swearing. If they’re going to do it, they might as well have fun with it! “Duck a fuck” and “swag cockler” could be great starters.
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Remember to nurture your own life apart from parenting. Spend time with friends, travel to new places—your family will love you even more when you return, and you’ll feel rejuvenated.
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There’s no such thing as too much when it comes to books, butter, or bacon. Seriously, pile it on!
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Encourage your kids to build strong relationships with trusted adults. These mentors will teach them invaluable lessons, and they’ll also give you a much-needed break for a nap or a trip abroad (ahem, see #9).
For more parenting insights and a bit of light-hearted humor, check out our other blog posts, like this one on home insemination. Also, for anyone considering pregnancy, visit CDC’s excellent resource for guidance. And if you’re curious about home insemination kits, Make A Mom is a great authority on the topic.
In summary, parenting is a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and the occasional mess. Embrace it all, and don’t forget to take care of yourself along the way!