As a parent of three little ones (6 months, 5, and 7), I frequently encounter unsolicited parenting advice from well-meaning individuals, both in person and online. While I understand the urge to share insights, sometimes it’s best to just keep those thoughts to yourself. Here are six common pieces of advice I’ve received, along with how I’d love to respond if I were feeling less polite.
1. Shouldn’t he be wearing a jacket?
Absolutely, he should! But let’s be real—he’s a 7-year-old with the listening skills of a goldfish. After a long day of wrestling him into the bathtub, I’m just too wiped out to fight the jacket battle. If he wants to learn about the consequences of goosebumps, let him! I can live with that, can you?
2. Breastfeeding is best for babies.
Oh, really? Thanks for the medical degree, Dr. Know-It-All! My wife intended to breastfeed, but when her job offered only a month of maternity leave without a proper pumping space, we had to switch to formula. Life isn’t always textbook, you know? Can we still be friends after this revelation?
3. If you loved your kids, you wouldn’t take them to McDonald’s.
Let’s just say, if you had kids, you’d understand my plight. McDonald’s is a tempting oasis in the chaos of parenting. I despise the food and the toys that seem to multiply in my car, but sometimes it’s just easier to give in. It’s like your love for Starbucks; unhealthy, pricey, but oh-so-convenient.
4. Keeping a clean house isn’t that hard with kids.
Oh, really? Pray tell, what does “maintaining” a clean house mean? You must have had a different experience! My kids are like tiny tornadoes of chaos—just last week, I discovered two pairs of underwear chilling in the freezer. Between the Silly Putty lodged deep in the couch cushions and the random toys scattered everywhere, it’s a miracle if I can find the floor!
5. Let your baby cry it out, and she’ll sleep through the night.
It’s a nice theory, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I know it might work, but I’m not ready for that kind of tough love. So, the next time I mention my sleepless nights, please just nod sympathetically and let me vent, okay?
6. Prevent public tantrums by starting at home.
I’m guessing you had a different parenting manual back in your day. I work hard to teach my kids how to behave, but once we step outside, they transform into wild little creatures. Most days, they’re sweet and wonderful, so don’t judge me based on one outburst. Sometimes, a public meltdown is simply part of the learning process.
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In summary, while unsolicited parenting advice is everywhere, sometimes it just feels better to share our real-life experiences rather than following the textbook rules. We’re all just doing our best to navigate this wild ride called parenthood!