Renowned psychologists, Mark and Sarah Thompson, have pinpointed specific behaviors that can accurately forecast the success or failure of a relationship. But what if there were an accessible quiz online that couples—particularly those planning to start a family—could use to assess the strength of their bond? With that thought in mind, I’ve created a lighthearted, entirely unscientific marriage prediction quiz.
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When someone says “clean the kitchen,” what does that entail for you? Does it consist of wiping down surfaces and mopping the floor? Does it also involve rinsing the sink strainer? If you agree, give yourself +2 points. If you disagree, subtract 2.
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Task time: Work together to put a duvet cover on a comforter. Will one of you take the easy route, simply stuffing it in, or will the other insist on a complex method that never works, leaving you both with a lumpy bed? Pay attention to your body—are you feeling sweaty and slightly irritable? If so, -2 points.
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Say this: “Honey, did you leave the burner on?” What’s your underlying tone—is it a genuine inquiry, or is it a veiled accusation? This isn’t a one-size-fits-all scenario; what matters is finding your own communication style as a couple.
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Do you find yourselves getting into weird debates like “Is couscous a grain or just a tiny piece of rice?” When one of you argues that milling rice this small is pointless, does the other stubbornly defend their position? Beware of partners who drag you into absurd arguments—they might not be your best match. -9 points.
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Picture this: you’ve rented a Chevy Captiva for a long road trip and notice the dashboard can connect to your phone. Previous users named their devices “Jenny’s iPhone,” “Mike’s iPhone,” and “The Fun Phone.” As the system repeatedly tries to connect to “The Fun Phone,” which one of you attempts to fix this annoyance? If you handle it with humor, give yourself +5 points; if you let it ruin your trip, well, -10 points.
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While loading your family’s luggage onto a hotel cart, how many times will you exclaim, “Wow, we used to travel so light; look at all this stuff!”?
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Count how many times you mention it.
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How often will you comment on the lack of hooks on the luggage cart?
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If your toddler is sick in the backseat during a winding mountain drive and you’re struggling to manage a bucket, will you freak out when your four-year-old asks about “The Fun Phone”? Keep your cool for +4 points; lose it for -10.
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How long will you drive around a random neighborhood in search of a healthy option like Panera before giving up and settling for Cracker Barrel? It’s wise to set an agreement on a time limit.
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When your toddler starts banging on an old kerosene lamp at Cracker Barrel, who will intervene before disaster strikes? Engaging in playful challenges strengthens your bond. +10 points for handling it well.
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If your child is having a meltdown in a high chair and you struggle with the antiquated leather strap instead of a quick-release buckle, which one of you will keep their cool instead of going on a rampage?
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Is Cracker Barrel a dining treasure or a culinary nightmare? It’s essential to be on the same page about such matters before tying the knot.
This lighthearted quiz not only helps you evaluate your relationship but also makes for an entertaining conversation. If you’re interested in more insights, check out this informative post on Cervical Insemination. Additionally, for those considering at-home insemination, you can find quality kits at Make A Mom, a reputable online retailer. For further reading about fertility, visit Science Daily, which offers excellent resources on pregnancy and home insemination.
In summary, understanding how you and your partner navigate everyday challenges can provide insight into your relationship’s longevity. Embrace the quirks and the fun, and remember that communication is key!
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