Updated: April 14, 2020
Originally Published: Dec. 3, 2014
Ah, Google! It’s like having a wise friend who’s available 24/7. Whether I’m in need of urgent information or just surfing the web, it has saved me on numerous occasions—and caused a few near heart palpitations along the way!
One of the best things about Google is its non-judgmental nature. You can ask anything without worrying about what others might think (as long as you’ve got your privacy settings in check). Over the past 4 years and 8 months, I’ve typed some rather outrageous queries into that search bar. I’m convinced I’m not the only one with a quirky search history, so I thought I’d share a few of my most memorable queries from the rollercoaster ride that is motherhood. Here’s a chronological list from February 2010, when I first found out I was pregnant, to October 2011, the month my little one turned one:
- Why is my period late?
- Can cheap pregnancy tests be trusted?
- What should I do upon discovering I’m pregnant?
- Clear jellylike discharge: what does it mean?
- What happens during the first ultrasound?
- How big is my baby at 6 weeks?
- Is it normal to have an increased libido in the first trimester?
- Why do my breasts hurt?
- Morning sickness vs. afternoon sickness: is there a difference?
- Why do pregnant women crave beer?
- Can having sex while pregnant affect my baby?
- Why do certain smells make me nauseous?
- What could go wrong at the 12-week ultrasound?
- Are nuts safe to eat during pregnancy?
- Why am I crying so much?
- Inspiring quotes for expectant mothers
- Can hot baths harm my baby bump?
- Why have my nipples grown so much?
- Is it normal to want to keep my husband at a distance in bed?
- Why am I peeing every 15 minutes?
- Why is my belly itching so much?
- Will I love my baby?
- What if I accidentally drop my baby?
- How accurate is a gender scan?
- Blood pressure readings during pregnancy: what do they mean?
- Pacifiers: should I use them?
- Which bottles are best for newborns?
- Caesarean section recovery tips
- What’s normal concerning baby’s sleep patterns?
- Colic: how do I cope?
- Why do I feel like I’m failing as a mom?
- When does a baby start rolling over?
- What’s the deal with exploding diapers?
- Is baby poop supposed to look like korma?
- When can I start giving baby Tylenol?
- Sleep deprivation: how do I survive?
- Why is my caesarean scar still numb?
- When should I take my baby to the dentist?
- Baby puree ideas: what are some good options?
- Is it safe to travel with a 10-month-old?
- Signs of concussion after a baby bumps their head
- Coping strategies for managing a toddler and a newborn
- Do I love my second child as much as the first?
- First birthday party ideas for a little boy: jungle theme!
And there you have it—the highlights of my first year as a mom through the lens of Google searches!
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Summary
The article humorously recounts the wild and often absurd Google searches of a new mom, reflecting the anxiety, curiosity, and hilarity that comes with motherhood. It highlights the importance of seeking information and support during this chaotic time, encouraging other parents to embrace their own search histories.