Growing up with two brothers meant I had a good excuse for keeping my belongings safe. Their interest in “girl stuff” kept my treasures relatively intact. However, I still had a few items I had to guard like a hawk. Fast forward to today, and I have a daughter who seems to have inherited a knack for pilfering my things. It’s baffling how many items mysteriously vanish in our home, and I find myself wondering if this is a rite of passage for every mother. After chatting with other parents, it appears we’re all in the same boat when it comes to our little bandits. Here’s a light-hearted list of the top ten items kids seem to “borrow” from their mothers. If your child has a peculiar penchant for stealing something, do share with the community!
- Chapstick
I recently bought a brand-new Chapstick and placed it on my nightstand, only to find it destroyed in my son’s room a few days later. How is it that I’ve purchased at least twenty in the last year alone? Kids have an undeniable fascination with Chapstick—why is that? - Notebooks and Pens
Every time I need to jot down a grocery list, I’m forced to use the back of some random receipt. My kids seem to think every new notebook I acquire is their personal scribble pad. I even once had to write a list on a panty liner because I couldn’t find anything else! - Gum
I try to stash my gum to keep it away from my kids, but they can sniff it out! Just the other day, I quietly munched on a piece while driving, and my son immediately exclaimed, “Mommy, I smell minty! Do you have gum?!” Oh, the struggle of wanting a snack in peace! - Tape
I think we might be living in a tape-less universe; I can never seem to find a roll in my house. Each time I bring some home, it mysteriously disappears, only to be hoarded away by my kids. What could they possibly need so much tape for? - Cell Phones
While I’m lucky to have a fingerprint lock and passcode on my phone, it doesn’t stop my children from “borrowing” it to play pretend. Kids have an undeniable fascination with cell phones; I know I can’t be the only one dealing with this. - Pillows
From fort-building to pillow fights, my kids have an affinity for taking all the pillows in the house. I often go on a scavenger hunt to find my favorite pillow, only to discover it stuffed in a corner of my daughter’s room, surrounded by her dolls. - Makeup/Lotion/Shampoo
Just the other day, I noticed my kids smelling suspiciously familiar. It turns out they had raided my new lotion and wasted half a bottle of shampoo! My hair felt like straw afterward—thanks, kids! - Change
I can never seem to hold onto spare change because my children are on a mission to fill their piggy banks with it. Sure, I tell them not to take my money, but after a while, the nagging becomes exhausting. At least I haven’t caught them with paper bills yet. - Food
All I want is a snack to myself! My granola bars seem to vanish into thin air, and I’m lucky to snag one before they’re all gone. The battle for snacks is real! - Bras
This might just be my kids, but I frequently find my bras scattered throughout their rooms. Are they using them for dress-up or some bizarre game? Who knows! If you see a woman at Target looking flustered, just offer a sympathetic nod.
In summary, if you’re dealing with a household where your belongings are mysteriously disappearing, take comfort in knowing you’re not alone. Kids have a unique way of “borrowing” things, and their innocent intentions can sometimes lead to headaches for parents. If you’re curious about more parenting insights, check out this post on Cervical Insemination. If you’re interested in at-home insemination kits, visit Make A Mom for reputable options. And for invaluable resources on pregnancy and home insemination, visit Mount Sinai.
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