Updated: March 19, 2015
Originally Published: August 1, 2014
Welcome to the Toddler Society—where the rules are as clear as mud, and we’re merely spectators!
- Keep It Under Wraps – You do NOT discuss Toddler Society. Seriously, it’s a secret.
- Reinforce the Silence – Just in case you missed it, you do NOT talk about Toddler Society.
- The Bath Time Tango – Complain endlessly about entering the tub, then whine about leaving it.
- The Default Answer – When posed a question, your response is always a firm no—unless the question is, “Want a treat?”
- Bedtime Negotiations – Avoid sleep at all costs. Inquire about anything from water to a new story, or even new pajamas. Just never, ever go to bed.
- Sibling Rivalry – If your little brother or sister cries, crank up the volume to ensure utter chaos in the house.
- The Food Switcheroo – If spaghetti is served, demand pizza. If pizza is delivered, immediately switch back to pasta.
- The Clothing Challenge – Never put on any item of clothing when simply asked once. That’s just too easy!
- Mealtime Mix-Up – Remember, dinner is breakfast and breakfast is dinner—don’t be fooled by the labels.
- Parental Persuasion – If mom says no, move on to dad. If he says no, let mom know he agreed.
- Messy Eating – Forget about getting all your food in your mouth; your clothes need a snack, too!
- Crust Caution – Avoid anything with a crust. Rinds? Definitely not your friends!
In chaos we trust,
Toddler Management
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In summary, the Toddler Society has a unique set of rules that keep parents on their toes and toddlers in charge. From bath time protests to the ever-changing dinner menu, these little ones have their own agenda, and it’s up to us to navigate the delightful mayhem.