Updated: July 30, 2023
Originally Published: June 3, 2014
- Good friends are a treasure. Being a good friend is a must.
- Women have a superior sense of smell—just trust me on this one.
- Hiding your mistakes reveals poor character. True men own their errors, apologize, and strive to make amends.
- Avoid taking photos of your private parts. That image might just end up on your grandma’s Facebook, and trust me, you don’t want that!
- You are not defined by your diet, your car, or your home. You are you. If you’re unhappy, changing those factors won’t solve the root issue.
- Cleanliness is attractive. Thoughtfulness is attractive. Being excessively drunk is just sad.
- While video games may not make you aggressive, they won’t help you become a better son, student, or friend. Enjoy them in moderation.
- Sleep won’t fix everything, but a lack of it will definitely create new issues.
- Set NYTimes.com as your homepage on all devices. You’ll thank yourself for it.
- Junk food may satisfy a teen’s craving, but by 20, your body will demand nutritious food. Give it what it needs!
- Playing sports contributes to happiness and health. Keep those games in your routine.
- Selecting a partner is the most vital decision you’ll ever make. Balance your heart and your head before diving in.
- If you’re questioning whether you can pull off a trendy outfit while shopping, you probably can’t.
- Skimping on a decent haircut will lead to immediate regret.
- Cherish your female friends—the ones who love you but won’t sleep with you. Treat them well; they matter.
- Never let your siblings down; they are irreplaceable. They’ll be your longest friendships and will remember your childhood when others don’t.
- When you feel your parents wouldn’t approve of your actions, pause. Make sure you’ve answered the questions they would ask before proceeding.
- Your 20s are the time to test your risk tolerance. Don’t miss out on that chance.
- Spend a little extra on quality shampoo and deodorant.
- Have two crisp white shirts ready; you never know when you might need them for an interview or a family gathering.
- Stock up on underwear—it’ll determine your laundry schedule!
- If you sleep with someone, reach out the next morning, even if it’s just a quick emoji. And if you think about ignoring her, imagine my face.
- Remember to buy gifts for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or any special occasion. Thoughtful little surprises show you care. If she seems disappointed about how much you spent, rethink the relationship.
- Be the kind of leader, mentor, and friend you wish you had.
- Complete what you start, whether it’s a tube of toothpaste, an expensive meal, or commitments to yourself and others.
- Your reputation is only as good as your word. Anyone who tells you different is proving my point.
- Technology won’t bring you happiness; the relationships it fosters will. Don’t confuse the two.
- If a woman tries to change you, run—unless it’s about hygiene, exercise, or diet. Then, listen up!
- Your manners reflect on you and your upbringing. Don’t let us down.
- Life will disappoint. People will disappoint. You may disappoint yourself. That’s what parents are for—to help you cope.
- Men’s piercings will eventually go out of style. Don’t kid yourself.
- Aspirin, water, and black coffee can solve many problems—either together or separately.
- When shopping with a woman, avoid saying she looks great in everything—it ruins your credibility. Instead, tell her what truly flatters her; she’ll appreciate it!
- If your friends are unkind, you won’t be far behind. Choose your circle wisely.
- Be kind to your parents; it will be a long time before you can fund your own ski vacation.
- Respond to your mom’s texts quickly, or risk losing the privilege of her paying your phone bill.
- Quality always trumps quantity in shoes and suits.
- Toothbrushes have a lifespan—replace them regularly.
- Master swinging a golf club, shooting pool, and casting a fishing rod; you’ll thank me later.
- Never use your size to intimidate anyone—unless it’s in a sports match. If you do, I’ll send you back to the cave!
- Drugs will dull your mind, waste your money, and lead you to unsavory people and situations. Clear?
- Smile in photos and showcase your best side; you never know where they might end up.
- If you get a cut, rash, or burn, snap a pic and text it. Moms are great at diagnosing—even from afar!
- When visiting home for a meal and laundry service, bring a good attitude; those aren’t your birthrights.
- Calling your parents just to chat is always a good idea.
- If you only share the highlights and hide the struggles, no one will truly know you.
- Never assume anything about someone else’s wealth, health, or happiness; we often misjudge.
- Put the toilet seat down. No arguments—just do it.
- Your girlfriend or wife can be your best friend, but living with her is different than living with your buddies. Act accordingly.
- The Internet is permanent; remember that every time you type.
- If you’re unsure about parenthood, try getting a dog first.
- No one is ever fully prepared to be a parent; it’s always a leap into the unknown.
- It’s wise to have kids within 50 miles of at least one grandparent—emergencies happen.
- Always bring a small gift when invited to someone’s home; it’s appreciated and remembered.
- Soon, you’ll be in a position to assist those younger than you. Extend a helping hand generously.
- Recognize that you are shaped by your upbringing and education. Show gratitude to your teachers and institutions.
- Check your mail! Ignoring it creates unnecessary stress and overdue surprises. Paperwork is one of adulthood’s pesky challenges.
- Be the person others turn to in times of trouble. Those in pain seek out those with good hearts.
Some parents may long for daughters, but thanks to you, I was never one of them.
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Summary: This article shares 58 nuggets of wisdom a mother wishes her sons would take to heart, covering everything from friendship and relationships to personal growth and responsibility. Each piece of advice emphasizes the importance of character, kindness, and making wise choices as they navigate life.