Menu: Parenting
By Jamie Carter
Updated: Dec. 3, 2020
Originally Published: May 14, 2014
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We all have that one mom friend who can pull out a snack from her purse faster than a magician pulls a rabbit from a hat, or the one who can fit everything she needs into a cute little wristlet while the rest of us are hauling diaper bags. Just like there are countless types of moms, there are nearly as many types of mom purses. So, which one do you rock?
The Medic Bag
This purse is a first-aid marvel, packed with hand sanitizer and multiple boxes of character Band-Aids. It’s perfect for moms with clumsy kids, germaphobes, or those who enjoy playing the mom-hero on the playground while meeting other mothers with similarly accident-prone toddlers.
The Sports Sideline
For the mom whose kids are involved in every sport imaginable, a traditional purse is out of the question—hello, duffel bag! Between hefty water bottles and likely muddy knee pads, this mom needs a bag that can handle the chaos of weekend games without a second thought.
The Bottomless Pit
Searching for that elusive lip balm in this deep abyss of a purse is like a treasure hunt. Hidden under a mountain of old snacks, forgotten toys, and the remnants of various playdates, Mom’s stuff is definitely in there somewhere—if she can just find it.
The Snack Station
This mom has an arsenal of snacks at her disposal—gummies, crackers, juice boxes, and more. She knows that nothing ignites a meltdown faster than a hungry kid, especially when they are far from home. Usually, she carries everything in a backpack style, allowing her hands to stay free for potential snack clean-up operations.
The Minimalist Diva
Reminiscent of her pre-kid days when she could fit her essentials into a pocket, this mom opts for a stylish drawstring bag. Just enough space for her ID, a lipstick, and some handy makeup wipes—perfect for those moments when mac and cheese ends up on her child’s face.
The Junk Drawer Purse
Cleaning out a mom’s purse? Forget it! This hobo-style bag is a collection of broken party favors (which her kids insist she can fix), random keys with no tags, and a jumbled mess of hair ties and paperclips that always seem to vanish when needed.
The Teller Window
Take a peek inside this purse and you’ll find receipts galore, forms waiting to be filled out, a checkbook, a handful of lollipops, and an army of pens. It’s like being in line at the bank, minus the friendly chatter about loan rates.
The Carry-On
This mom is prepared for anything—extra clothes, spare shoes, a toiletries kit, and sunscreen. Whether she’s just super organized or secretly plotting a spontaneous family getaway, this bag has it all for those unexpected adventures.
The Toy Chest
For moms who get a bit frazzled by the constant “I’m bored” refrain, this purse is a portable toy store, filled with action figures, fast-food toys, and even some sticky bubble wands for when things get really desperate. Of course, the one thing the kids will always be after is Mom’s phone.
In the end, our purses aren’t really ours, are they? Regardless of the type or state of your bag, it’s essentially your Motherhood Survival Kit. So good luck out there, moms! If you’re at the playground later, come say hi! I’ll trade you some fruit snacks for a Dora Band-Aid for my toddler’s imaginary boo-boo. I know I stashed some in here somewhere…
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Summary:
There are various types of mom purses that reflect the unique lifestyles and needs of mothers everywhere. From the Medic Bag full of first-aid supplies to the Snack Station packed with treats, each purse tells a story of preparedness and motherhood. Regardless of style, these bags serve as essential tools in navigating the challenges of parenting.