Ladies’ Night Out: The Pre-Kids vs. Post-Kids Experience

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Who doesn’t adore a girls’ night out? From the endless popcorn and laughter during our first sleepovers to the glamorous grandmas rocking their poodle hairstyles at the bingo hall, bonding with our girlfriends is a timeless tradition we cherish. However, as I’ve come to realize, my approach to these rare outings has morphed significantly since becoming a parent to two little ones under two.

Pre-Children Prep for a Night Out:

  1. Crank up some upbeat tunes to set the vibe.
  2. Pour myself a generous glass of wine—because why not?
  3. Take my time browsing through my closet, contemplating the perfect outfit. A few options might even make it to the try-on phase.
  4. Enjoy a luxurious shower—exfoliating, shaving my legs, and washing my hair.
  5. Slather on moisturizer, apply my makeup, and style my hair to perfection.
  6. Refill that wine glass and turn the music up a notch.
  7. Touch base with my girlfriends to see their plans and outfits.
  8. Revisit my closet for the ultimate outfit, shoe, and accessory combo.
  9. If I haven’t treated myself to a mani/pedi, I’ll quickly paint my nails.
  10. Sip my wine while grooving to the music, waiting for my nails to dry.
  11. Call a cab and check emails while I wait.
  12. Grab my keys and stride out the door.

Ah, the bliss of that pre-night out ritual! Who wouldn’t want to stay home after such a delightful experience?

Now, with Kids in Tow:

  1. First, I’m on a mission to locate the remote, just so I can snag 20 minutes of quiet.
  2. Time to whip up a snack for the kids.
  3. The closet search begins, but I’m in panic mode for anything that fits and lacks a maternity panel.
  4. Shower? Forget it! I’ll make do with deodorant and some dry shampoo.
  5. A quick swipe of mascara and some concealer for those pesky zits, even though I’m well into my 30s.
  6. Start dinner while keeping an eye on the clock for my husband’s return.
  7. Call my husband at work to urge him to come home ASAP.
  8. As he walks in, I tag him in for the kids’ dinner—thank you, teamwork!
  9. Apply nail polish as hastily as possible, praying no one notices the mess on my fingers and toes.
  10. Oh wait, I’m not off duty yet! Time to do the kids’ PJs, brush their teeth, and get bottles ready.
  11. After hugs goodbye, I’m left with a bit of snot on my skirt and smudged polish—charming, right?
  12. Make a break for the door, but not without blowing a kiss to the little faces pressed against the window.

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In summary, the transition from pre-kids to post-kids girls’ nights is a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and a bit of chaos. While the preparation may have changed dramatically, the joy of connecting with friends remains constant.

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