Updated: Aug. 19, 2015 | Originally Published: July 14, 2014
Picture this: I’m at the park, gently pushing my daughter on the swing. Suddenly, the mom next to me strikes up a conversation. “Is that your granddaughter?” she asks, a warm smile on her face. Fast forward to my grocery trip, where the cashier beams and says, “What a lucky baby to have Grandma out shopping today!” Cue the internal gray hair check in the visor mirror—yup, it was time for a touch-up. Although moms in their 40s with newborns are becoming more common, I understand the confusion; after all, my grandma was just 40 when she became a grandmother. But you know what? I’m not about to correct them or get botox. Here’s why being an older mom rocks:
- Who needs toys? My skin has lost enough elasticity that my kids can have a blast pulling and twisting it. Hours of entertainment right here!
- Forget about math workbooks! They can simply count the wrinkles on my face—talk about real-life math!
- Double the diaper deals! I need them as much as my child does, so it’s like a coupon win-win.
- Rushing potty training? Nah! I tell my daughter that in 40 years, she’ll probably be back in diapers anyway. Makes you wonder why we even bother making the bed every day, right?
- When my little one has an accident, I can’t get too upset—let’s be honest, my accidents are twice as messy.
- Homemade baby food? It doubles as my snack too! Who knew being an older mom was also a culinary convenience?
- Coloring books are out; my kids love to grab brown markers and color my gray hairs instead. And picking out my hair dye each month? It’s like art supply shopping!
- Many older moms, like me, have older kids too. Now I get to relax at the playground while they push the baby on the swing. A well-deserved break for this mom!
- Nursing with sagging boobs? It’s a breeze! They practically lay next to me, so I don’t even have to roll over. Multitasking at its finest—I could nurse while cooking dinner!
- No need for a travel pillow; my belly pooch is perfect for them to rest their heads. Who knew the perks of motherhood could be so practical?
When I finally become a grandmother, I’ll be ready to embrace the role.
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In summary, being an older mom comes with its unique set of advantages—from unconventional playtime to practical multitasking. Embrace the journey with a sense of humor and confidence!