Navigating the fine line between work and family life can feel like trying to balance on a tightrope. Just when you think you’ve got it figured out, the two worlds collide with a comedic twist. As I transitioned back to the office last year, I had grand plans of embracing my inner career woman. Little did I know that years of full-time motherhood had left their mark. You can take the mom out of the home, but you can’t take the mom out of her. Here are some amusing signs that you’ve officially become the mom in your workplace:
- You pull out a random piece of scrap paper for notes during a meeting, only to discover it’s the chicken pox and lice alert from your child’s school. “What’s that you’re writing on? OH NO! Is anyone else feeling itchy?!”
- You find yourself wielding a pen topped with a wild-haired troll, not as a quirky choice, but simply because it’s the only pen that works in your bag. (I’ve also resorted to crayons and scented markers. Why do kids covet my troll pen yet ignore my trusty black bic?)
- Occasionally, you catch yourself calling your team by your kids’ names.
- You apply your best toddler conflict resolution techniques to soothe a frustrated coworker. “Shh, let’s sit over here and snack a little. Are you feeling better now? Good job!”
- In a moment of stress, you accidentally shout out a mix of names while trying to get a coworker’s attention—your own kids, pets, and even cartoon characters might come into play. “Billy, Sandy, Dora, Peter Rabbit, oh whatever your name is, don’t forget your notebook!”
- You secretly rejoice when your colleagues come in with hangovers from a night out; you’re tired of being the only one sporting bags under your eyes. (Kids will eventually sleep, right? RIGHT?!)
- You often find yourself lingering in the office past 5 PM since it’s the only place you can enjoy some peace and quiet. (Shoutout to my daycare for staying open until 6 PM!)
- Surprisingly, you look forward to Mondays, knowing it means a return to a quieter environment.
- While everyone shares binge-worthy TV shows, you’re the lone voice saying “Nick Jr.”
- When management needs a project tackled at the last minute with no budget, guess who they turn to? That’s right—after juggling kids, schools, and extracurriculars, what’s a little work project?
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In summary, blending motherhood with office life often leads to hilarity and unexpected moments. Whether it’s a troll pen or a mix-up of names, the journey is uniquely ours.