Are your little ones crazy about Frozen? Of course they are! Welcome to the unavoidable phases of a Frozen fascination.
Stage 1
Wow, WHAT A BRILLIANT MOVIE!! The empowering female characters, OLAF (ha!), the stunning snow and ice, the SISTERLY TRUE LOVE (sniff), and OH, the MUSIC! It’s just SO fantastic! Hooray for Disney!
Stage 2
“Let it gooooo, let it goooooo, can’t hold it back anymoooore!” (Sigh) Don’t you just adore Idina Menzel?
Stage 3
“Do you wanna build a snoooowmaaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snooowmaaaan. Okay, byyyyyye.” (Sniff) That part gets me every.single.time.
Stage 4
Absolutely, kids! Let’s grab the DVD. And the soundtrack. It’s like THE best Disney movie EVER!
Stage 5
Oh, how adorable! The kiddos know all the songs by heart!
Stage 6
Oh, how delightful! They’re singing “Let it Go” non-stop!
Stage 7
Wow. They’re really belting out “Let it Go” ALL DAY LONG.
Stage 8
GOOD GRACIOUS, THEY’RE SINGING “LET IT GO” ALL. FREAKING. DAY!
Stage 9
Please. Just let it go, kids. For real. LET IT GO.
Stage 10
Holy smokes, now it’s all over social media. I have to hear other people’s kids singing it, too? How many times does one song have to play to be considered torture?
Stage 11
I’m hearing it in my dreams now. Every single night!
Stage 12
OMG, KIDS. IF YOU DON’T STOP SINGING, I’M GONNA LET YOU GO!
Stage 13
Disney is the devil, and Idina Menzel is definitely Satan’s sidekick.
Stage 14
What, kids? No, I have NO idea what happened to the DVD and the soundtrack. Maybe you misplaced them. Perhaps the big snow monster devoured them. OR MAYBE YOU WORE THEM OUT SO MUCH THEY JUST GAVE UP EXISTING.
Stage 15
Yes, I know you’re heartbroken, kids. Yes, I get that you can’t “let it go.” Wow, you’re THAT upset, huh? Well… I just have one thing to say: “Let the stoooorm raaaage ooooooooon. The cold never bothered me anyway.”
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In summary, the Frozen obsession is a journey full of joy, frustration, and, ultimately, a deep-seated desire to let it go—if only the kids would listen!