When my two little ones and I hit the road, we often set out for the scenic Black Hills of South Dakota to visit family. This journey takes about six and a half hours from Boulder, and we make the round trip three times a year. Sounds simple, right? After many trips, I’ve discovered a few strategies that make the journey more enjoyable. Here’s what I’ve learned:
- Try to Tune Them Out: For those who often hover over their kids, this might be shocking. However, I’ve found that the less I engage with my kids during the drive, the calmer they tend to be. Sure, you might miss out on endless rounds of “She’ll Be Coming Around the Mountain,” but your sanity will thank you.
- Perfect Your “Mom Face”: You’ll need a special expression to stop chaos in the backseat while you’re driving at 75 mph. My mom had this down to an art. If your kids freeze in fear and back away as if you’re about to explode, you’ve nailed it. Feel free to practice in front of a mirror!
- Master Roadside Potty Breaks: While it might not be legal, emergencies happen. When you see a sign stating “No Services for 1 Billion Miles,” it’s time to improvise. Pull over, find a discreet spot, and use the car doors for privacy. To those who find this gross, I apologize, but sometimes, you have to prioritize practicality.
- Pack a Snack Cooler: Fill a cooler with easy-to-eat snacks like cheese sticks, cut-up sandwiches, and fruits. However, beware of those funky pouches with half-straws; they tend to explode everywhere! Never give a yogurt tube to a toddler in a car – trust me on this one.
- Forget About Potty Training: When embarking on a long trip, just strap a diaper on your little one and hit the road. No need to stress about training during travel.
- Embrace AM Static for Meltdowns: If your baby is inconsolable, try tuning in to some AM static. It might seem ridiculous, but sometimes it’s the only thing that calms them down when they’re overtired and fussy.
- Check the Weather: Bad weather can turn a road trip into a nightmare. Trust me, I still remember a blizzard that turned a six-hour trip into nine. Keep an eye on forecasts; it’s not worth the stress of driving on slick roads with kids.
- Encourage Scenery Appreciation: Every once in a while, remind your children to look out the window. On one trip down the California coast, my son once asked if he had to keep “appreciatin’ the scenery.” Yes, you do, buddy!
- Invest in Earphones: Instead of trying to find music everyone enjoys, get your kids their own headphones and a charger for their devices. Meanwhile, treat yourself to an audiobook (check your local library for free options); just make sure it’s appropriate for the family.
- Stay Chill: Flexibility is key. There will be moments when you might want to toss your off-key child out the window after the 500th rendition of a song. Dig deep for that patience (and remember, one day they’ll be driving you around!).
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Summary
Surviving a road trip with kids requires a mix of preparation and a laid-back attitude. From mastering your “mom face” to packing snacks and finding ways to keep everyone entertained, these tips will help make your family journey more enjoyable.