Ah, the joys of parenthood! Here are 29 hilarious (and sometimes concerning) antics that my little one pulls off, which would definitely get an adult in hot water.
- Stripping down at the playground.
- Whacking the baby on the head with a toy hammer.
- Taking a joyride on the family dog.
- Pretending his private parts are laser guns while making the sound effects.
- Purposefully soaking his friends with pee.
- Tugging on hair like it’s a game.
- Yanking down a lady’s shirt and shouting “I WANT BOOB!”
- Leaving little surprises in the yard.
- Repeatedly wreaking havoc on playground equipment.
- Swinging sticks at random kids.
- Threatening “I kill you” to friends and family.
- Battling the dog with a light saber.
- Letting loose on the floor at Target.
- Devouring a whole box of cookies while on the move in Publix.
- Going pants-less in Target.
- Stripping off his pants at school.
- Disrobing in church.
- Just… removing his pants at any given moment.
- Disregarding all “do not enter” signs at museums.
- Getting too handsy with the paintings in art galleries.
- Trying to relieve himself on art installations.
- Sneaking under TSA ropes like a ninja.
- Going pant-less at TSA checkpoints.
- Swinging sticks and metal objects at his brother.
- Chucking stones at unsuspecting children.
- Ditching his pants at state parks.
- Completely ignoring the social norms of spraying fully clothed strangers with hoses.
- Climbing onto fire trucks like a pro.
- Announcing, “I HAVE PENIS!” while exposing himself to little kids.
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In summary, toddlers are like little tornadoes of chaos and laughter, blissfully ignoring all societal rules while keeping us on our toes. Their antics may be wild, but they certainly keep life interesting!