I’m an enthusiastic breastfeeding mom. Seriously, I’m all in. But let’s be real: while I often share the heartfelt and health-focused reasons that make it sound all noble, there are a few delightfully shallow incentives that keep me committed to this journey. These are the fun perks that help me through the tough days when I think about giving up. They might not be the most profound, but hey, they work! Looking for some lighthearted reasons to breastfeed? Here are a few:
1. Breast Milk Boobs are a Treat
Ever seen those glorious, full, just-birthed boobs? They’re like a gift from the universe. They’re so remarkable that even the most dedicated feminists might reconsider their stance on breast enhancements. I was pleasantly surprised by a lovely set after my first child, and let me tell you, my husband was all for it during my second round!
2. No Need for Extra Workouts
Breastfeeding burns a whopping 500-800 calories a day. That’s right! I lost my baby weight while lounging around snuggling my little one. I’m pretty sure my college workout routine didn’t even come close to that calorie burn. Why would I pass up this opportunity?
3. Guilt-Free Eating
To keep up my milk production, I need to consume extra calories. So, hello, Smashburger! Yes, I’ll have that delicious salted caramel shake too. It’s all for the sake of nutrition for my baby, of course!
4. I Never Forget My Breasts
I’ve left the house without diapers, blankets, and even the baby (oops!), but I’ve never forgotten my milk supply. If you’re a parent, you know how crucial it is to have one less thing on your mental checklist.
5. Built-in Breaks at Social Events
Want a quick escape from awkward small talk? Just say you need to nurse. It’s a socially acceptable way to take a breather while avoiding those annoying relatives—bonus points for sneaking in some Angry Birds time!
6. Aunt Flo Takes a Vacation
Thanks to breastfeeding, I’ve enjoyed almost two years without my monthly visitor. That’s right—50 weeks after my daughter was born, and still waiting on Aunt Flo’s return after my son! Who misses that?
7. Instant Baby Soother
Sometimes, I’m just too tired to figure out why my baby is crying. Good news: nursing usually calms him down in a heartbeat. And yes, this technique occasionally works on his dad too!
8. Unprotected Fun for Six Months
Breastfeeding can serve as a form of birth control for the first six months when done correctly. Just be careful, or you might end up with Irish twins, like my parents did—yikes!
9. Nicer-Smelling Diapers
Let’s face it: Breast milk poop smells way better than formula poop. I’ve dealt with enough stinky diapers to appreciate this, and switching to formula for a friend’s baby nearly sent me running for the hills!
10. Future Parenting Cred
When my kids have kids, I can remind them that I totally nailed breastfeeding. The effort I put in will give me some serious street cred when it comes to giving them advice on parenting!
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In summary, breastfeeding may come with deep emotional reasons, but let’s not forget the lighter, fun perks that make this journey a bit easier and more enjoyable!