Some women absolutely relish the journey of pregnancy. They embrace the transformation of their bodies, relish in the nesting phase, and even enjoy the random belly rubs from strangers who declare they’re “glowing.” I, however, was not among those women. My idea of “glow” typically involved fluorescent lights bouncing off my sweat-drenched face after a fierce bout with morning sickness. Nevertheless, I can’t deny there are some perks of being pregnant that I genuinely miss.
- Maternity Fashion: It took me a while to hop on the maternity clothes train, but now I’m nostalgic for those comfy, stretchy outfits. It’s a miracle that there’s a whole line of clothing designed for comfort—seriously, where else can you find jeans that feel like pajamas? I even keep a pair of maternity jeans handy for those days I know I’ll be indulging a bit too much, like during Thanksgiving or, you know, any Friday.
- Stranger Kindness: No seat available on public transport? Not an issue! Just lean forward, rub your belly a bit, and let out a dramatic sigh. Trust me, at least one compassionate soul will gladly offer you their spot. Problem solved!
- Food Freedom: While I was expecting my daughter, my diet mainly consisted of instant mashed potatoes and orange juice. And guess what? No one could judge me because, well, I was pregnant!
- Guilt-Free Napping: I had the perfect excuse to sleep whenever I wanted. “Yes, it’s only 11 a.m., but my body needs rest for the baby! I’ll just nap until 3, snack a bit, and maybe curl up under my cozy blanket for a few more hours before devouring an entire cow for dinner.”
- The Belly Shelf: Let’s talk about how a pregnant belly becomes the best place to set your snacks, drinks, remote controls, or even a small woodland creature. It’s like having a built-in table—once you find your comfy spot, you’re staying put!
- Excuse to Avoid Food: “Oh wow, this salad smells nice! But, um, the dressing is making me queasy, so I think I’ll indulge in some nachos instead. Thanks, though!” Who knew pregnancy could provide such a wonderful way to dodge unwanted dishes?
- Heavy Breathing Justification: By the time I hit eight months, even getting off the toilet felt like a marathon. If I was wheezing, people understood it was pregnancy-related, not just because I’m out of shape!
- Hormonal Justifications: I won’t miss the tears over my husband putting too much butter on my toast (seriously, is that even a thing?), but I do miss having a legitimate reason for emotional outbursts that would make my toddler’s tantrums look tame. Nowadays, if I lose it, it’s just me being a mom.
- Bye-Bye Periods: Initially, I thought skipping my period would save me a lot of cash, but then I realized I was using up just as much toilet paper due to frequent bathroom trips. Still, not having to deal with that monthly inconvenience for nine months was a nice bonus.
- A Little Life Inside: The most incredible part was feeling the baby move. Sure, they can kick and roll around, but they’re also safe and sound inside, which means you don’t have to worry about them running into the street or flunking out of college yet. They’re cozy and warm for now!
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In summary, while pregnancy can be a wild ride, it definitely comes with some unique and enjoyable perks that are hard to forget. From comfy clothes to the joy of feeling tiny kicks, there’s a lot to cherish during this journey.