Before the chaos of motherhood swept me away, I had a dating profile that showcased my carefree spirit. I embarked on quirky dates across the city, but love always seemed to elude me. Fast forward to today, and here I am—single once again, but now juggling a lively toddler. I dusted off my old profile on OK Cupid, and wow, that girl I used to be? She was hilarious, vibrant, and full of cheeky confidence. I felt a twinge of nostalgia for her vivaciousness, wondering how I’d even begin to update that profile to match my current life.
Attempting to adjust it for my new reality proved futile; every line needed a makeover. I could hardly promote myself as a party girl anymore, and the thought of a disgruntled suitor reporting me to the Better Business Bureau for false advertising was enough to make me hit the reset button entirely. But how does a single mom present herself in the world of online dating? I had no clear idea of what I was looking for, but I was even less certain about what I could offer.
Then it hit me—why not just be completely honest? An authentic dating profile is hard to come by these days, and I couldn’t help but think about how my real life stacks up against the polished “Facebook” version we often depict. Instead of trying to impress, why not just say it like it is? So, here goes:
My Self-Summary:
I’m a breastfeeding, toy-repairing, story-reading mom. Oh wait, you want to know about me—not my pint-sized overlord? Okay, here’s the scoop. I might feel ancient at 6 a.m. on a Sunday, but my adventurous spirit is still alive, just a bit more nap-scheduled. I’m always up for spontaneous fun, as long as it doesn’t interfere with nap time.
I have an exaggerated sense of body confidence, having witnessed my body perform what can only be described as miraculous feats during childbirth, all thanks to a tiny human rather than a ping-pong ball. Regardless of my jeans size, I respect my body, and I expect you to as well.
What Am I Doing With My Life?
Which life are we discussing? In one, I’m a career woman in business attire who doesn’t take nonsense. In another, I’m knee-deep in toddler chaos, often wearing remnants of said chaos. Occasionally, I sneak a glimpse of a third life where I can sip cocktails and pretend I’m not overjoyed to be out past 6 p.m.
What Am I Really Good At?
Tidy-ing a house in 15 minutes—just don’t open that cupboard or use the bathroom. I excel at reasoning with the absurd, counting backward (specifically from 8 p.m.), and I can hide chocolate like a pro. Multitasking? Sure, but it’s more about juggling tasks than completing them. Oh, and disguising veggies as other food? Nailed it.
What Do People Notice First?
My back as I dash after my toddler. Trust me, he has a big voice for such a small person. Where do you think he got that from?
On a Typical Friday Night, You’ll Find Me…
Wrestling with whether to pour myself another glass of wine while laughing at the notion of weekends being a break. I might be contemplating a trek up Kilimanjaro or just tackling the laundry pile in my living room. I’m not even a little jealous of those on Facebook enjoying getaways. I’m just looking forward to some quality time with my toddler while conveniently forgetting how much toddlers love to sabotage that time with their sharp little teeth or their own bodily explosions.
You Should Message Me If…
You’re okay with never being a priority in my life. You enjoy infrequent and interrupted romantic escapades. And if you’re tired of having a vibrant social life, then we might just click.
The Most Private Thing I’ll Admit?
I’d rather munch on popcorn watching the latest Facebook drama than sit through a movie. Oh, you were expecting something sultry? Sorry, I lost my sense of coyness somewhere amidst the hormonal chaos of pregnancy.
Strangely, my profile has been live for three weeks, and I’m still waiting for a bite, but I remain hopeful!
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Summary:
Navigating the world of online dating as a single mother can be a challenge, but embracing honesty and humor can make it a little easier. This profile showcases the multifaceted life of a single mom, highlighting her quirks, experiences, and the joys and struggles of parenting, all while keeping it real and relatable.