Honestly, nothing stings quite like the end of my maternity leave—well, except maybe watching the same romantic movie for the hundredth time or stepping on a Lego. For months, I’ve been soaking up every moment with my sweet little one. From figuring out his quirks to sharing belly laughs and comforting him through tears, it’s been a beautiful journey. And let’s not forget my newfound friendship with my couch and Netflix, which deserves a shoutout too!
Even though I genuinely love my job, the thought of returning to full-time work is crushing. It seems like everyone around me has a calendar at hand, bringing up my return like it’s a casual topic of conversation. I’d much prefer if they treated this like politics or religion—just don’t mention it! But alas, some folks just can’t resist sharing their “supportive” insights, reminding me that while I’m heading back to work, they might benefit from a refresher course in compassion for a hormonal, postpartum momma.
So, let me enlighten you on what NOT to say to a mom about to re-enter the workforce:
“Do you have to go back to work?”
Returning to work feels like forcing myself to shave my legs—neither is federally required, but one could lead to some awkward moments! Yes, I need to earn a living, just like you. So, let’s skip the judgment, shall we?
“Who are you going to trust with your kids?”
Assuming I can’t find reliable childcare is a bit insulting. I’m not just tossing them to the first person who shows up! I’ll be vetting caregivers like I’m auditioning for a reality show—trust me, I’m on it.
“It’s going to be harder on you than the kids.”
Wow, thanks for that comforting thought! Because the idea that my kids will be just fine while I’m away makes me feel super better. I mean, they’ll probably forget my name in a week, right?
“Saying goodbye will get easier.”
Not as easy as saying goodbye to this conversation!
“Get your waterproof mascara ready!”
Great, now I have something new to stress about. As if I’ll only need waterproof mascara—maybe I should invest in a full-on waterproof face mask for the first day back!
“You’ll find the perfect balance.”
Oh, absolutely! I’ll just magically become a Pinterest-perfect mom for half the day and an industrious employee the other half. Finding that balance is as easy as finding that necklace the old lady threw overboard in Titanic. Good luck, right?
“It’s great you’re going back; you’ll be a role model for your daughter.”
Let’s not forget that I’ve done some pretty amazing things too, like potty training and teaching her how to love and say “please.” I vote and pay taxes—those are great role model traits!
“It’s good for you to have adult interaction.”
Just because I’m a “stay-at-home mom” doesn’t mean I’m cooped up! I’m out and about at Target, Chuck E. Cheese, and even the local library. I’d much rather discuss the latest “Bubble Guppies” plot twist than engage in adult small talk!
“Work for a couple of years, then reevaluate.”
Sure! Because I’ll make just enough to retire early, and kids magically cost less as they grow, right? Oh, wait.
“The time you spend with them will be more meaningful.”
Of course, because Facebook scrolling and celebrity gossip are the epitome of quality time! But really, every moment with my kids is special—except maybe those Netflix binges.
Motherhood is inherently meaningful, whether I’m at home or work. Returning to the office is a tough topic for many moms navigating emotional roller coasters and physical changes. So, let’s keep the judgment at bay, and if you’re unsure what to say, just don’t say anything at all. Hormonal mothers like me will appreciate the silence!
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In summary, returning to work after maternity leave is a sensitive subject that deserves empathy and understanding. Moms are navigating through a myriad of emotions and physical changes, and the last thing we need is unsolicited advice. So, let’s support each other and keep the conversation meaningful!