My 3-year-old, whom I affectionately call Peanut, recently started preschool. Just a week ago—yes, you read that right, A WEEK AGO—we were the lucky first family to bring home The Weekend Book. This charming kit includes a basket, a stuffed toy, and a black-and-white composition notebook, inviting us to document our family’s weekend adventures. I remember having a delightful time with this when my eldest was little, but things were a tad simpler back then. When Peanut’s teacher handed me The Weekend Book this time, I felt like I was staring into a swirling vortex of chaos. Adding this to my already overflowing to-do list was the last thing I needed! Thankfully, the teacher, who knows me well, sensed my panic and graciously allowed me to keep it longer than just the weekend since there was no school on Friday.
Fast forward ten days, and I finally sat down to fill out The Weekend Book. Ultimate slacker alert! At least I’m consistent. I had snapped pictures of all the joyful moments from the past couple of weekends, cut them out, glued them into the book, and penned cute little anecdotes about our fun times. The Weekend Book reminds me of a real-life Facebook, where everyone oohs and ahhs over cute kids, and you can’t help but share your pride—“Share if you love your child with webbed feet!”
But let’s be real. The Weekend Book can feel like a facade for the picture-perfect family I sometimes wish I had. You know, the one where babies never cry, toddlers don’t launch Legos at your face, and no one demands lollipops at the crack of dawn. A family where you don’t find poop on your hands during a routine face scratch or hear bickering about who hit whom first.
This got me thinking: what if I actually told the truth in The Weekend Book? Sure, we had our fair share of joyful moments, evidenced by my smiley snapshots. But what if I included the craziness too? Here’s my honest take on The REAL Weekend Book…
We were thoroughly overwhelmed to have The Weekend Book this week. On Friday, I prepared an amazing dinner that nobody dared touch because Peanut was convinced there were onions in it. Spoiler alert: there weren’t! Afterward, I did the dishes while muttering about our malfunctioning dishwasher, as my husband attempted to bathe the kids without a meltdown. Spoiler alert: there were meltdowns. Including the epic standoff between the older boys who both needed to pee at the same time. More mess for me to clean up, and I was not amused.
Post-dessert, the kids turned into wrestling contenders fighting for couch supremacy. No one emerged victorious, and bedtime had to be hastened by fifteen minutes.
Saturday was filled with soccer games, and I transformed into a complete tornado, desperately searching for uniforms, water bottles, and socks. I clearly need to see a mental health professional for my focus issues! Saturday evening, we attempted another culinary masterpiece, but nobody touched it again because Peanut claimed he saw blood in a fully cooked chicken thigh. So, I poured myself a glass of wine and pretended I was kid-free.
On Sunday, we took an anxiety-inducing stroll to the farmers market, with Peanut scooting dangerously close to chaos. I bought shrimp for dinner, which I’m sure no one will eat, because that’s just how we roll in this house.
Despite all this, I’m genuinely grateful for my children’s teachers. I filled out The Weekend Book, because there were good moments over the past ten days (I have the photos to prove it!), and they certainly don’t need to hear about the wild antics at home.
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Summary
The author shares a humorous and honest account of her weekend filled with the chaos of family life while filling out The Weekend Book. Despite the challenges and mishaps, she appreciates the joyful moments and the support from her children’s teachers.