Lately, I’ve been wrestling with a rather eye-opening thought that I can’t quite believe I’m about to share: I might actually prefer my dog over my kids. Before you rush to report me to any parenting authorities, let me clarify—I don’t love my dog more than my children. This is purely about compatibility, and honestly, my dog is just such fantastic company compared to my kids.
Take, for instance, the moment I walk through the door. My dog, Baxter, greets me with pure joy. He’s not asking for snacks or demanding a gourmet meal the moment I step inside. Instead, he wags his tail and waits for a pat before curling up on his bed, content that I’m around. If only my kids took note of that! When I call Baxter, he comes running, and when I say “sit,” he actually sits—no need for me to repeat myself or threaten to banish their screen time. If only I could teach him to make the kids’ beds!
Baxter loves car rides without the endless questions. He’s just excited to be included, never asking where we’re headed or if we can make a pit stop for snacks. And let me tell you, I don’t mind some classic tunes on the radio, even if I sometimes catch myself belting out “Maneater” by Hall and Oates—talk about a mid-drive cringe!
When it comes to meals, Baxter is a champ. He gobbles up the same food day after day with nary a complaint, unlike my kids, who seem to have an endless list of grievances unless it’s pizza or fast food. Baxter only whines when he’s truly in distress—like when he’s hurt or needs to go outside. My kids, on the other hand? They whine at the drop of a hat—hungry, hot, or even just bored. And thankfully, Baxter doesn’t have the ability to call me when I’m out, adding to his charm.
Baxter is the perfect companion—friendly, predictable, and fiercely loyal. But here’s the kicker: he’s not human. My kids are beautifully human and wonderfully flawed, bringing unpredictability into my life that can be both a joy and a challenge. So, even though some days feel like they’ve gone to the dogs, I wouldn’t trade my kids for anything.
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In summary, while my dog may be my favorite companion, the joy and chaos my kids bring into my life are irreplaceable.