As we approach the Fourth of July, it’s important to remember that around 240 people visit the emergency room daily due to firework-related accidents during this time. Many of these incidents could have been avoided with a little common sense (and maybe if that drink label had said sweetened iced tea instead of HARD iced tea). So, to help you celebrate safely this year, here are seven tips to ensure you don’t light yourself on fire (and a few reminders that, frankly, should be common knowledge for adults):
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Keep Kids Away From Fireworks
This includes anyone who’s had one too many. If your buddy starts resembling Jim Carrey’s character from a classic comedy, it’s time to take the fireworks away. Seriously, just step back—sparklers included. Alcohol and fireworks are a bad mix that can lead to burnt eyebrows and worse. -
Don’t Try to Relight Unlit Fireworks
If it’s hissing or still smoldering, then don’t even think about picking it up. A slight glow means it might just have a second act. And that hissing? Think of it as a playful rattlesnake inviting you to a party—unless you’re Crocodile Dundee, leave it alone. -
Stay Back When Lighting Fireworks
Never lean over a firework to see if it’s lit. Unless you enjoy the aroma of singed hair and skin, maintain a safe distance immediately after lighting. Don’t walk—run! -
Sparklers Are Not as Innocent as They Seem
While they may twinkle like fireflies, sparklers burn at temperatures of around two thousand degrees, hot enough to melt certain metals and cause serious injuries. Instead of these handheld hazards, why not opt for some lovely pine-scented candles? -
Have a Bucket of Water Ready
This isn’t just for putting out potential fires; it’s also handy for cooling off heated arguments that might arise during your celebration. -
Light Fireworks One at a Time
Resist the temptation to ignite a whole batch at once. Trust me, the resulting chaos won’t be worth it—you don’t want to end up like Captain Hook, patch and all. -
Never Aim Fireworks at Others
Fireworks are not like NERF guns. They’re real and can cause real harm. So, put away the wild ideas and use them as intended!
Fireworks can be dangerous, so keep children and tipsy friends away from them. Stay safe and enjoy your holiday!
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Summary
With the Fourth of July around the corner, it’s essential to prioritize safety when handling fireworks. Keep children and intoxicated individuals away from them, avoid relighting duds, and always maintain a safe distance when lighting. Sparklers aren’t as harmless as they appear, so consider alternatives for fun. Stay prepared with water for emergencies and always light fireworks one at a time.